PHEW! Basketball Phenom Jeremy Lin NOT Dating Kim Kardashian

February 21st, 2012 // 2 Comments

Aw hell naw! Kim Kardashian better keep her grubby little paws off my Jeremy Lin!  The boy is innocent (as innocent as a pro ball player can be) and loves Jesus and needs to focus on working on going left, so Miss Reality TV Princess better stay far, far away from the Bay Area, CA bred player.  LUCKILY for me us, the rumors of the two dating were completely squashed by Lin when he visited Good Morning America Monday morning. He stated, ‘Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian, I mean, I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors.’ Lin also added that he didn’t even think they’re each others ‘type.’ No, Boo. No you aren’t.

Even though the rumors are completely false, I wouldn’t be shocked if Kim already set her sights on Lin.  He isn’t bad looking and have you heard his post game interviews? His voice can stop a baby from crying.  Plus, she’s a collector. Married twice (first to music producer Damon Thomas and infamously to Kris “The Hump” Humphries of the New Jersey Nets) and in a string of failed relationships (Singer Ray-J, Miami Dolphins Reggie Bush, Dallas Cowboys Miles Austin, and Halle Berry ex Gabriel Aubry),  the Dash owner has already dated enough men for the starting 5 and a few reserves on her own basketball team.  Let’s give Kimmy a bit of credit, though. She does have great taste in men… minus Ray J. 

Lin seems to be keeping far away from basketball groupies, admitting that he’d rather be spending his free time ‘playing video games’ with his brothers.  He’s so presh!  Let’s hope that he stays this way.  Kim K was seen shopping around for a new mattress at a Leeds Mattress store in Los Angeles, CA on February 19, 2012.  Too. Flippin’. Easy.

By Irene Ancheta

  1. Phidung

    You know what most men have the ho in them. And Brandy had a album in 2008 and it was a great album. I’m not really into ‘s music. But, he’s had aulmbs since ’99. had aulmbs and music before K. Brandy is a legend already for me because of her outstanding accomplishments and she will continue to be. She has made real contributions to society. Not just being a whore in a . That’s all I’m saying. You really don’t have a leg to stand on. You’re grasping at straws.

  2. Kim Kardashian Shops For A New Mattress
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    ain’t nothing but a skank ass ho who srwceed for the whole world to see. And she put it out there. Brandy is awesome as ever and is an extraordinary talent who will NEVER be a has been. She’s too young for that now. And obviously has his skills. You need to go find that skank Kardashian chick and be her BFF and leave these two alone. They’re good.

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