PHEW! Basketball Phenom Jeremy Lin NOT Dating Kim Kardashian

Kris Humphries Doing Work
New Jersey Nets Kris Humphries working on the court
Kim Kardashian Doing Work
Kim Kardashian working on her fitness
Aw hell naw! Kim Kardashian better keep her grubby little paws off my Jeremy Lin!  The boy is innocent (as innocent as a pro ball player can be) and loves Jesus and needs to focus on working on going left, so Miss Reality TV Princess better stay far, far away from the Bay Area, CA bred player.  LUCKILY for me us, the rumors of the two dating were completely squashed by Lin when he visited Good Morning America Monday morning. He stated, ‘Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian, I mean, I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors.’ Lin also added that he didn’t even think they’re each others ‘type.’ No, Boo. No you aren’t.

Even though the rumors are completely false, I wouldn’t be shocked if Kim already set her sights on Lin.  He isn’t bad looking and have you heard his post game interviews? His voice can stop a baby from crying.  Plus, she’s a collector. Married twice (first to music producer Damon Thomas and infamously to Kris “The Hump” Humphries of the New Jersey Nets) and in a string of failed relationships (Singer Ray-J, Miami Dolphins Reggie Bush, Dallas Cowboys Miles Austin, and Halle Berry ex Gabriel Aubry),  the Dash owner has already dated enough men for the starting 5 and a few reserves on her own basketball team.  Let’s give Kimmy a bit of credit, though. She does have great taste in men… minus Ray J. 

Lin seems to be keeping far away from basketball groupies, admitting that he’d rather be spending his free time ‘playing video games’ with his brothers.  He’s so presh!  Let’s hope that he stays this way.  Kim K was seen shopping around for a new mattress at a Leeds Mattress store in Los Angeles, CA on February 19, 2012.  Too. Flippin’. Easy.