Barbra Streisand Is A Maniac

Does anyone ever tell this heifer “no”? Does she do that much for the local economy? Reports from London where she’s on tour indicate that Barbra Streisand is still the demanding hammerhead that she’s always been. She likes the color “peach”. A lot.

Peach-coloured toilet roll to match her complexion, and rose petals in the toilet bowl. One hundred-and-twenty designer bathroom towels also in peach. Ten highly specified designer floor lamps.

And that’s before we get to the insistence that the security team wear ‘neat dark sweaters’ and use metal detectors.

Rose petals in the toilet bowl makes no sense to me. They’re going to get messed up no matter how nice they might look at first. 125 towels? Does she get that sweaty? Damn, that’s a lot of terrycloth. Who gets to wring those out?You know some yenta on the Upper West Side would pay bank for a quart of Babs sweat. Ugh, that was gross.