Barbie Best Upgrade Her Security System

March 28th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Kimora Lee Simmons, author and designer extraordinaire, will be adding the title of toymaker to her resume. The creator of Baby Phat is becoming a plaything for little girls–and yes, it’s going to be about as creepy as it sounds. Her likeness will be used in a new doll produced by Mattel, with Simmons also planning to design the clothing line for the doll as well. The newest competition for Barbie will hit stores later this year.

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By Cara Harrington

  1. pilsbury

    EWWWWW, hairy armpit!!

  2. nanners

    My first tranny Barbie!

  3. Shasta

    Tang barbie and strippa the skippa.

  4. Joya

    Oh SNAP! That title is priceless! LOL!

  5. Cheryl

    Um, she already looks like a human Bratz doll. They’re going to run into some copyright infringement issues if they try to make the thing look too realistic.

  6. rachel

    Eww! Her armpit is nasty.

  7. Energine

    Great armpit hair – the rest of the lady looks a bit manufactured though – guess that’s the idea.

  8. petro perez

    ewwww she looks like a monkey dragqueen and her armpit looks like a face of an old man all wrinkled, she is so annoying in her show and treat her assistants like slaves.

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