Barack Obama Will Be Accompanied By Lotsa Celebs In Denver

All of those damn bleeding heart liberal pinko commie celebs will be descending on Denver this week for the Democratic National Convention. All of the stars (well, not all, I don’t think Ted Nugent is a Dem) will be there to support presidential candidate Barack Obama and his newly announced running mate Joe Biden. The list includes Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Charlize Theron, Rosario Dawson, Kanye West, and your spiritual guru and the only woman who can face off with Angelina Jolie in the struggle to supplant GodOprah Winfrey.

Please. They’re just going to score the good drugs.

There’s going to be all sorts of events. J.Lo and her fat, allegedly triathlon-ready ass will be hosting an event for the Children’s Defense Fund. Her ex Ben Affleck will be stumping for Paralyzed Veterans. There’s going to be a big environmental concert at Red Rocks with Sheryl Crow and Dave Matthews. Cancer fighter Fran Drescher will address a caucus on women’s health issues. Fall Out Boy and Kanye West will be giving concerts, as well.

So Hollywood will be transplanted to Colorado for the week.

Oh, and Oprah won’t be speaking at all. She’s graciously allowing her (stooge) favorite politician to bask in the spotlight, according to lesbian lover Gayle King. I swear Oprah’s the reason Hillary didn’t make it. Why doesn’t she just run for Empress of Everything and get it over with?

Click on any image in the gallery for 12 more pics of the celebs who will be attending the Democratic National Convention!


All of those damn bleeding heart liberal pinko commie celebs will be descending on Denver this week for the Democratic National Convention. All of the stars (well, not all, I don’t think Ted Nugent is a Dem) will be there to support presidential candidate Barack Obama and his newly announced running mate Joe Biden. The list includes Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Charlize Theron, Rosario Dawson, Kanye West, and your spiritual guru and the only woman who can face off with Angelina Jolie in the struggle to supplant GodOprah Winfrey.Please. They’re just going to score the good drugs.There’s going to be all sorts of events. J.Lo and her fat, allegedly triathlon-ready ass
will be hosting an event for the Children’s Defense Fund. Her ex Ben
Affleck will be stumping for Paralyzed Veterans. There’s going to be a
big environmental concert at Red Rocks with Sheryl Crow and Dave Matthews. Cancer fighter Fran Drescher will address a caucus on women’s health issues. Fall Out Boy and Kanye West will be giving concerts, as well.So Hollywood will be transplanted to Colorado for the week. Oh,
and Oprah won’t be speaking at all. She’s graciously allowing her
(stooge) favorite politician to bask in the spotlight, according to
lesbian lover Gayle King. I swear Oprah’s the reason Hillary didn’t make it. Why doesn’t she just run for Empress of Everything and get it over with?Click on any image in the gallery for 12 more pics of the celebs who will be attending the Democratic National Convention!