Bape Store Opening Attendees Barely Avoid Sexual Assault

April 24th, 2008 // 5 Comments

In Los Angeles, every time a new clothing line gets launched, an angel gets its wings. Last night, I actually happened to drive past this event, and maybe if I hadn’t been in such a rush to get to dinner (the restaurant has a cheese bar, people–a cheese bar), then maybe I would have slowed down to gawk.

I would have been rewarded with appearances by Kanye West, Johan Hill, Robin Thicke, Pete Wentz and Pharrell at the Bape store opening (short for Bathing Ape) from Japanese designer Nigo. However, I would have had to risk life, limb and labia by being within raping distance of Mike Tyson. I’m still kind of shocked Pete Wentz made it out of there alive and with his manhood relatively intact.

Photos: Getty Images

19 more photos of Pete Wentz, Kayne West, Pharrell Williams, Serena Williams, Paula Patton, Robin Thicke, Jonah Hill, Jermaine Dupri and Nigo from the Bape store opening are after the jump.

Photos: Getty Images

By Lisa Timmons
  1. sexyback

    Lisa don’t hold back. If you know of a restaurant with a cheese bar, you better share the name! Was it good? I need to hear more.

  2. Queen Caffeine

    I could get very drunk at a cheese bar.

  3. DruNken LauRen

    cheese is not necessary

  4. peachpie

    a cheese bar? A Cheese Bar? A CHEESE BAR???
    WHERE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IS IT???

  5. Reece

    First cheese bar interesting

    Second Pete’s been wearing bathing ape shit for years…there was a point to end this but I’m on finals week brain fry down

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