TMZ had a chat with Bai Ling recently in Las Vegas during which time she said that she’d attended wedding earlier in the day–namely, her own. The “husband” in question, who had said that he wanted to remain anonymous, was identified as Dionne Warwick’s son, Damon Elliot. Sadly, Dionne’s “friends” did not see this one coming. Get it? Ha! So funny am I. In any case, here are some pictures of Bai at her wedding that her reps claimed never happened. OMG, I’m totally kidding! She’s clearly not dressed appropriately for a wedding! It’s actually a funeral she’s attending. Can’t you tell by her mournful cleavage that she’s grieving a deep, deep loss?