Now that Britney’s one-time hook-up, J.R. Rotem has most recently been seen with the celebrity relationship equivalent of rented bowling shoes, I think it’s safe to say that he and Britney are probably not going to be exchanging promise rings any time soon. From TMZ:
The two were spotted trying to sneak out the back entrance of Teddy’s nightclub at the Roosevelt Hotel over the weekend, as “J.R.” attempted to get his silver Maserati from the valet. After “J.R.” packed the “Lost” actress into his ride, along with a few of his buddies, the group sped off into the night.
I wonder how this hook-up took place. I bet Bai Ling mistook his red-velveteen sweat pants for a red carpet and…well, we all know what happens to Bai’s clothes when there’s a red carpet in sight. That’s right, folks. They magically start to dissolve.
Bai Ling [GoFugYourself]