Bahamian Official Resigns, But Denies Having A Sexual Relationship With Anna Nicole Smith

Do you remember those pictures of the guy in bed with Anna Nicole Smith while she looked like she was giving him the bear hug of his life? Well, even though the two were completely clothed, it sparked much controversy because the man in the picture was Shane Gibson, Immigration Minister for the Bahamas. The backlash of the widely circulated pictures–most especially because Anna’s residency was done with above-average expediency–has caused Gibson to tender his resignation from his office. USA Today reports:

“I want to apologize to all persons who may in any way have been offended by anything that I have said, done, or perceived to have said or done,” Gibson said on state TV. “To the extent that my beloved country has in any way suffered from anything that I was perceived to have said or done, I want to apologize to the Bahamian people as a whole,” he added.

However, Gibson stated that he did not engage in hot, sweaty relations with Anna Nicole Smith. But I say, let’s go ahead and give him a paternity test, because, well–why the hell not? Woo hoo! It’s a big paternity test party and the more the merrier!

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