‘Bachelorette’ Star Kasey Kahl Arrested For Felony Assault, Allegedly High On Paint Thinner [Mug Shot]

I was going to say how far the mighty fall, but I really don’t think of Kasey Kahl as ever being mighty.

Former Bachelorette contestant Kasey Kahl, aka the man who would “guard and protect” Vienna Girardi’s heart (launch the gallery to take a trip down memory lane), was apparently arrested back in January for allegedly attacking a man outside a night club, then smashed the man’s girlfriend when she tried to intervene.

This morning (August 3, 2012), prosecutors decided to charge him with 2 counts of felony assault, 1 count of battery with serious bodily injury, and 1 count of public intoxication.

Judges promptly issued a warrant for Kasey’s arrest, and he was hauled to an Orange County jail this morning. That’s his lovely mugshot above. 

Kahl’s representatives previously accused the alleged victims of starting the fight because the “wanted their 15 minutes, which they received, and now those 15 minutes are over.”

Kahl has been released from jail and told TMZ that he never huffed paint. He has never “even smoked marijuana.” Boring!