‘Bachelor’ Breakup Can Only Be Solved With Duel At Sundown

June 25th, 2010 // 2 Comments

The fact that we watch tv shows that pair attractive people (you know they don’t let fugz on those shows or anyone who is outside of what is ‘pretty’) is bad enough, so when those folks, like The Bachelor‘s Jake Pavelka and his chosen one, Vienna Girardi, announced their breakup, why must we feign care about them? Let them kill each other for all I care.

But for those that do…you can watch the awkward reunion between the two, as part of our nation’s communal group therapy sessions, during The Bachelorette on July 5. Tune in, especially if you have nothing else to live for.

UsWeekly‘s source also reported that during the taping, Girardi repeatedly interrupted Pavelka, causing him to stand up at one point and ask, “Will you just let me finish?”

“He couldn’t get a word out — it was very reflective of their relationship,” the source said, adding that host Chris Harrison often had to intervene and tell Girardi, “Vienna, let him talk.”

Harrison had good news for Pavelka fans today – he confirmed the pilot will be back for more “Bachelor,” telling Entertainment Tonight, “He will be a part of [new show] Bachelor Pad.”

But don’t expect another fiery reunion of the former flames – Girardi now says she’s “so over Hollywood.” Really? Is she? If so, then quit fucking doing interviews. Sit at home and cry with a box of Oreos like any normal human being.

By Justin Thompson
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  1. Laura

    Wait – Vienna ISN’T fugz? She looks like a tranny.

  2. kaligula

    his body language in the majority of these photos speaks volumes….

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