Babies Were A Birthin’ Over The Weekend

September 24th, 2007 // 6 Comments

We had a couple of celeb births this weekend. Salma Hayek and her GIGANTIC bosom heaved forth a baby she co-created with an old but insufferably rich French guy.

Valentina Paloma Pinault, daughter of Salma Hayek, 41, and her fiance François Henri Pinault, was the first lil’ one to hit the scene. The ‘Ugly Betty’ creator is “doing well,” her rep told TMZ.com.

Seriously, what’s with that engagement? He’s using a walker and I swear to God she’s way into Penelope Cruz. Which is a hot coupling. Despite not being able to understand a word Penny says. Oh, and singer Charlotte Church and her seriously hot rugby playing boyfriend had a kid, too.

A baby girl for Welsh singer Charlotte Church, 21, and her boyfriend, Gavin Henson. According to Church’s official Web site, the couple opted for a home birth and the new mom and baby are “doing just fine.”

They had a little girl named Ruby, and it must have been a relief because “home birth” reflects what size she was when she gave up the baby. HUGE. Damn, imagine having to waddle around with that stuck in you? I don’t know how you ladies do it. I get a hangnail and I run to the ER. A friggin’ human being in my gut for nine months? F*ck that.

(WENN)

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. Zekers

    So, you appreciate your mom, ‘eh J. Harvey?

  2. Darth Paul

    First, Daddy Pinault isn’t all that bad for an old French fart. He was HAWT when he was young, so Valentina should be a total babe when she gets older (as Salma is obviously a goddess).

    Gav Henson…as much as I LOVE Welsh dudes as well as rugby players, he just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe because he’s totally shaved and orange…give me a hairy wad of muscle over that *any* day. But Charlotte’s awesome, so I’m happy.

  3. You know he wants a boy, someone has to inherit his company. GIrls are better for the first child in general. I dont have any. I am one. IN general they listen more and are smarter till they care about what boys think. Therefore they are easier. Plus you can dress them. Congrats to her. Hop her eggs were/are frozen ecspecially if she wants more.

  4. Niecy

    i just had my second baby 3 months ago and as miserable the last 3 months of pregnancy are, i miss it so much.

  5. westcoastlady

    Francois Henru Pinault is 45. Forty-five. He’s only 4 years older than Salma Hyek. He’s just French and has a crazy, fucked up Gallic face. Actually, I think he’s kind of hot.

  6. westcoastlady

    Francois Henru Pinault is 45. Forty-five. He’s only 4 years older than Salma Hayek. He’s just French and has a crazy, fucked up Gallic face. Actually, I think he’s kind of hot.

Leave A Comment