Avoid The Pool At The Roosevelt Hotel

This is some heebie-jeebie bullshit. Page Six reports that some dude croaked in the pool at the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles, which is like a celebrity playground, on Monday, Oct. 13. Ok, shit happens. You fish his ass out, call a coroner, drain the pool, re-fill it and move on. Except bitches didn’t drain the pool. And a whole mess of celebs used it over the weekend. Serves them right for being popular and rich!

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Roosevelt fan Eve, Kevin Connolly and Stacy Keibler were all apparently dunking and diving (the muff way in Linds and Sam’s case) this past weekend and Justin Long, Sarah Chalke, Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks all used the pool area on Monday night for an Effen Vodka party. No
word on whether those last four went swimming. They should have poured
the voddy in the pool. Alcohol can kill anything. It’s how I beat
colds. Drink through em’.

Jordan Nagler, 30, kicked it in the pool on Oct. 13. Roosevelt Hotel officials held a staff meeting afterwards where they announced that they wouldn’t drain the pool because “there was enough chlorine in it to kill the bacteria.” They also asked staff not to not to “say anything to anyone” because, “We don’t want this to get out.”

Which of the celebs do you think is going to file the first germophobe lawsuit? My money’s on Rogen. He seems like he’s neurotic as hell.

Click any image in the gallery for possibly corpse-infect celebs!


This is some heebie-jeebie bullshit. Page Six reports that some dude croaked in the pool at the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles, which is like a celebrity playground,
on Monday, Oct. 13. Ok, shit happens. You fish his ass out, call a
coroner, drain the pool, re-fill it and move on. Except bitches didn’t
drain the pool. And a whole mess of celebs used it over the weekend.
Serves them right for being popular and rich! Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Roosevelt fan Eve, Kevin Connolly and Stacy Keibler were all apparently dunking and diving (the muff way in Linds and Sam’s case) this past weekend and Justin Long, Sarah Chalke, Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks all used the pool area on Monday night for an Effen Vodka party. No
word on whether those last four went swimming. They should have poured
the voddy in the pool. Alcohol can kill anything. It’s how I beat
colds. Drink through em’.Jordan
Nagler, 30, kicked it in the pool on Oct. 13. Roosevelt Hotel officials
held a staff meeting afterwards where they announced that they wouldn’t
drain the pool because “there was enough chlorine in it to kill the
bacteria.” They also asked staff not to not to “say anything to anyone”
because, “We don’t want this to get out.” Which of the celebs
do you think is going to file the first germophobe lawsuit? My money’s
on Rogen. He seems like he’s neurotic as hell.

Click any image in the gallery for possibly corpse-infect celebs!