Audio Proof That Michael Lohan Sucks

July 1st, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Imagine you’re Lindsay Lohan and you pick up the phone and you hear a voicemail from your father in April, assuring you that he’s done talking to the press in between hollow repetitions of the phrase “I love you.”

Gawker got a hold of a phone message left for Lindsay by her born-again dad that was left on her cell back in April. Michael pleads with her to call him and tries to explain his rationale behind spilling his guts to the press every five minutes. He pleads with Lindsay:

“Look, I love you honey. Please, please don’t do this anymore. Pick up the phone and talk to me. Everything from now on is between you and me. And I promise you, I will not go back on it, I will not break my word…

I promise you, I’ll keep questions out of the press, when it comes to you I promise. Just please, please, honey, call me or pick up the phone. You need to promise me.”

And then, of course, he picked up his blogging job with OK! Magazine. No wonder she’s a hot mess. This ass actually makes Dina Lohan look relatively harmless. And that is a feat and a half.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery.


Imagine you’re Lindsay Lohan and you pick up the phone and you hear a
voicemail from your father in April, assuring you that he’s done
talking to the press in between hollow repetitions of the phrase “I
love you.”

Gawker got a hold of a phone message left for Lindsay by her
born-again dad that was left on her cell back in April. Michael pleads
with her to call him and tries to explain his rationale behind spilling his guts to the press every five minutes. He pleads with Lindsay:

“Look, I love you honey. Please, please don’t do this
anymore. Pick up the phone and talk to me. Everything from now on is
between you and me. And I promise you, I will not go back on it, I will
not break my word…

I promise you, I’ll keep questions out of the press, when it comes to
you I promise. Just please, please, honey, call me or pick up the
phone. You need to promise me.”

And then, of course, he picked up his blogging job with OK! Magazine. No wonder she’s a hot mess. This ass actually makes Dina Lohan look relatively harmless. And that is a feat and a half.Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery.

By Lisa Timmons

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