At Least He Wasn’t Calling Anyone “Sugartits” When He Got Arrested

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Well, I’m just assuming. And trying to look on the bright side, since we’ve been reporting so many celebrity car crashes lately. Ray Liotta got arrested Saturday night. The “Goodfellas” actor had slammed into a number of parked cars (Oh, Ray. Why are you impersonating my cousin Nikki…when she’s driving sober?) and was taken into custody by the LAPD. Luckily, no one was injured during the accidents, but early reports indicate that Ray was under the influence of something other than booze. TMZ reports:

According to police, Liotta was driving a Cadillac Escalade at the time and hit two parked cars — one of which was struck so hard that it ended up on the curb. No one was hurt in the incident, which occurred in the ritzy Pacific Palisades area of Los Angele

And of course, like a good blogger, I’m already preparing my “Ray Liotta Enters Rehab To Save His Career” post, just to be efficient.