If you had an opportunity to ask Kim Kardashian a question what would it be. Please be somewhat tasteful, these questions may be used in an upcoming interview. :)
Which club do you enjoy going to the most and why?
I would like to know what is Kim’s exercise regime? (In other words – how does she keep her bodacias booty looking like that??)
If she had the oppertunity to “trash talk” about either Paris, Nicole, Britney or Lindsey, who would it be and what would you say?
We all know that you were born with “the butt”, but for those who don’t have such a gracious behind, are there any exercises that will plump it up?
We know what asparagus does to the smell of urine, but what about its taste?
Do you consider yourself relevant in any way?
Are you proud of your “career” “accomplishments”?
Would anyone want to hear your opinions on any subject?
Why do people consider you a repugnant example of American low standards for, yet obsession with, fame?
1. So many girls in Hollywood try having a clothing line, a perfume line, an album…how do you plan to distinguish yourself from all those other Hollywood girls?
2. What traits/characteristics do you feel you inherited from your father? What traits do you feel your sisters inherited?
3. How do you react when you hear the tabloids talking about your brother and sisters?
Did you ever consider going to law school and following in your dad’s footsteps?
What is it about you that you feel interests people?
Why are you such a low class slut? Why is this website interviewing you when you’re a nobody?
What is Paris Hilton really like and is it hard to find true friends in Hollywood?
You gotta be kidding me.
When is ur next tape coming out?
Hi Kim you just keep doing what you think is best if you look back and say dam i should have known better!!! Then you just a human being who has found out that hind sight is 20/20 but seeing the future is not likely and for those who say they can see it why do they take your money over knowing the winning lotto # !!!
Chaz, LITERALLY laughed out loud. Thanks! :)
Why are you even considered famous?
Do you recommend starring in a sex tape or nude photos the proper path to “stardom”
Besides dating lame brothers do you have any other feasible talents? Even your friend Paris tried to sing.
Is your step-father a cross dresser, and why on earth would you let someone urinate on you?
You know that you’re famous because of your ass, why do you always cover it up with a towel when you’re spotted by paps at the beach? A towel IN the water? Come on Kim!
why are you famous?
You guys should interview me.
Im just as relevant as Kim is.
Who’s better in bed, Ray J or that good ol saint?
Can you read?
Or better, are you a whore or do you just play one on tv?
ASL, what are you doing? Cuz mocking her consistently as a waste of space and then fawning all over her in an interview is pretty unforgivable. I’ll stop visiting this site if that’s the case.
where do you find the sausage-casings large enough to fit that huge, lovely ass into. Where can I buy me some Kim ass-sausage?
Did you like getting pissed on and would you do it again?
I like x13 questions.
why do you put collegen in your lips? you look better without.
What brand of bras/underwear do you buy the most of for going out? For lounging around the house?
Love your posts Michael. ;)
IT’S BEEN ASKED BUT WOULD YOU CONSIDER DOING AN EXERCISE VIDEO THAT HELP KEEP YOU IN SHAPE? LIKE AN INTENSE VIDEO, NOT LIKE A “GIRLS NEXT DOOR” VIDEO. AND WHAT IS YOUR DAILY SKIN AND MAKE-UP REGIMINE?
I would ask her whether she feels like she deserves and/or has earned her celebrity status. I would also ask her what the word “celebrity” means to her, and whether she knows the difference between “famous” and “infamous”.
Was everybody else in Hollywood unavailable?
so how much do you charge now, to get peed on?
or, is it still free?
Are you proud of the way you became famous?
OH MY GOD!!!
Surely you jest???!!!
I really, really hope that this is a joke. But it isn’t, is it? *sigh.
Ok then. Ask the girl why she and her fam were running around w/ Ray Jay’s mommmy’s credit card? Even if Mrs. Norwood did, as you claim, give you and your ENTIRE FAM permission to rack up over 125K in charges on her card (which seems unlikely), why would you? Dontcha’ have your own money?
1. How does it feel to have ruined the credibility of my favorite gossip blog who I’ll never look at the same way again?
2. What is your favorite herpes medicine?
HOWDEE KIM, long time no see!!
Just keep your personallity simple and HORNY.
Not trying to be very intelligent like paris, because it’s soooo tiring!!
Let your TITS “find” their own way: HANG LOOSE!!
When you look at yourself in the mirror everyday do you honestly feel that you have set a good example for your two younger sisters?
How do you want to be remembered when you die?
What scares you the most (except for getting old and wrinkly)?
Do you want kids? Ever thought perhaps your kids’ classmates will find your past interesting? What will you tell them?
ask her about her armenian heritage. has she ever been back to armenia? what is her stance on the u.s. goverment’s position on the armenian genocide? is her family active in the armenian community? is her mom armenian? or just her dad? and if she lives with her mom (a nonarmenian), does her mother honor her kids’ heritage? or just sweep it under the rug?
or you could just give her the Proust Questionnaire.
last page of every Vanity Fair issue.
Who are you and why should I care?
1. Are really proud of your paris hilton like accomplishments.
2. was your mother also a whore?
Since when did having a fat ass become attractive and sexy instead of just being fat.
Why do you look like a goat?
What do you think of your dad keeping OJ Simpson out of jail?
Why do you wear a cross when the entire world knows your a whore?
Are you still friend with Paris Hilton?
Why do you want to be famous?
Why did you choose the easy way(sex tape) to become famous instead of attending an acting school(or music)considering you can afford it?
Don’t you think you and the Paris wannabes are destroying hollywood image(glamour)?
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