Ashton Kutcher Attempts To Steady A Wobbly Demi Moore

After a rockin’ party at the Kabbalah center in Beverly Hills, Ashton Kutcher did his best to try and slip his drunk wife Demi Moore into their car without paparazzi noticing.

This is what happens when you try to drink like a real person, when you are, in fact, someone subsisting on a strict diet of a handful of nuts, fruits and air. Stop trying to party like those of us with more than 2% body fat, lady!

But, of course, handling a full-grown drunk person is like trying to get toothpaste back into the toothpaste tube. I like the picture where Ashton is clearly talking her down. That’s a good little hubby.

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and Demi Moore leave a party at the Kabbalah center in Beverly Hills.