Ashton Kutcher Thinks Deep

March 25th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Here’s some shots of Ashton Kutcher on the set of his next flick, Spread. In it, he plays a dog that has to deal with all the women he’s screwed over. He’s a tall drink of water, isn’t he? Demi Moore must have to climb up on that.

It’s refreshing to see that he doesn’t have the abs definition that some of these gays have. He’s too busy fooling the tabloid media to do crunches.

Ashton’s a regular guy. Check out the picture in which he’s eyeballing the ass of the chick in the bikini. Hah! Caught! Demi will cast a Kabbalah curse on you! Your penis will Jewish mystically fall off!

Is that Maria Conchita Alonso he’s acting with? Is she the plastic surgery plane crash in the black and white? Maria, what happened? I loved you in Predator 2!

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

More photos of a shirtless Ashton Kutcher on the set of Spread are after the jump.

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Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

By J. Harvey
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  1. sandy

    I think he’s cute and funny but I think it’s creepy that Demi married him and lets him live with her young daughters. That’s just wrong…

  2. green cardigan

    the bod is a bit ……skinny ? pale? scrawny?

    Better than your average bloke on the beach but this boyo is being paid big bucks to look good, and it isn’t all that.

    By the way, I saw his profile on a toyboy dating site ‘dudes for older dames.com’ last week. Is he single? Actually, pass on that one.

  3. Frida

    Ashton is hot as hell =)

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