Ashton Is An Ass, Demi Six Months Along

Does a celebrity acknowledging that they are pregnant, or a celebrity hiding their pregnancy, cause more paparazzi frenzy? That is the Demi Moore question.

Moore and beau Ashton Kutcher went to the Leammle Five Theater on Sunset Boulevard in L.A. Monday night to see the indie flick “The Talent Given to Us.” In the unbiased opinion of our spy: “She is definitely pregnant. She’s about five or six months — I know, my wife just gave birth — I know what pregnant women look like! She sat there watching the movie, with her legs spread, hand rubbing her belly with Ashton’s arm around her the whole time.

Ashton loves his pregnant woman, but apparently he doesn’t love his disabled twin has to claim welfare to help feed his baby son.

Ashton’s sister-in-law Melissa Kutcher, 24, claims the Punk’d star has done little to help his brother Michael who suffers from cerebral palsy and survived a life-or-death heart transplant 13 years ago.
Melissa said: “Ashton told the world he loves to help his sickly brother but in reality he doesn’t take too good care of him.

“A few months ago Michael asked Ashton if he could borrow $2,500 for a hearing aid. Ashton asked if he could get a loan from their parents or a bank and Michael told him that wasn’t an option. “Ashton then told Michael he would think about it and call him back about it.”

“We now rent a home that costs about $58,000; Ashton’s big wheel truck probably cost double that. We earn so little money our children are on a form of state welfare. It’s embarrassing when people know we are related to Ashton Kutcher. Ashton has always just cared about himself.”

Demi and Ashton’s Kabbalah beliefs have also caused tension in the family, according to Melissa, who has recently been served with divorce papers by Michael.

This now is making much more sense. Melissa is getting dumped. What a perfect time to tell her story to the tabloids.

Eyes on Demi [Page Six]
Demi and Ashton Are Branded Cold, Selfish and Mean [National Enquirer via The Suck My Blog]