Lance Armstrong is still astride his new bike – Ashley Olsen. These two have been running around NYC making the locals sick with their lack of anything in common and fifteen year age gap. Who cares about the age gap, can any of you imagine this chick going for a bike ride? “Does it have a motor? Who makes it go? Me? Uh, these are really expensive shoes.”
The new couple was spotted at New York hotspot Rose Bar on October 29 by an eyewitness who tells Us Weekly, “they were being very flirtatious.” The next night, the May-December duo took in Broadway play Young Frankenstein before dinner and wine at the Waverly Inn.
And while Armstrong prepped to run last Sunday’s New York City Marathon, the lovebirds shacked up at luxe hotel Soho House, where they both had booked rooms.
Sources tell Us, however, that Olsen shouldn’t let herself get swept away by the whirlwind Big Apple romance. “Lance is a candidate for a midlife crisis,” says a source close to the divorced father of three.
That source was Sheryl Crow. Seriously, though, this guy goes through women like water through a faucet. Sheryl Crow must be at home all “that bitch” and she’s not thinking about Ashley. She had that guy’s rock on her finger for a couple of seconds and now he’s running around the Village with some freaky troll millionairess? I’m sure most of your adult contemporary stations will be playing a song by Sheryl about this mess in 2008.
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