Ashlee Simpson’s Man

December 8th, 2005 // 14 Comments

The matching hairstyles are really quite disturbing.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. JP Thrashya

    Ashley looks good with blond hair, I’d fong her. Dude is in her band, doesn’t mean they are dating, show me the proof!

  2. Stewie Griffin

    OMG I thought he was a trannie. He looks totally gay. I think the whole metrosexual thing was started by some vengeful queen who’s certainly having the last laugh after that pic.

  3. bunny

    Man??? Is there a man in that photo????

  4. KittyLiterati

    The blonde is a man. I’m fairly certain.

  5. Cheesy

    Well, I see my Gaydar isn’t the only one that has been beeping and pinging.

  6. yawn

    please, please, please tell me this is an awful joke! i didn’t know ashlee simpson was a lesbian.

  7. Ang

    we can all hope shes a lesbian. that means she wont procreate! the last thing we need is another no talent wannabe riding off thier family members fame……

  8. ortem

    the hair is way to much… where are my clippers?

    wait… she actually looks good though when you stop and think about it…

  9. mutterhals

    She looks better than she normally does; she needs to visit her sisters nose surgeon to complete the transformation into attractive whore

  10. Silasdog

    How come she doesn’t have big milk-juggs, like her sister?

  11. Andre

    That’s one hot lesbian couple…they might be bangable.

  12. bRITT

    aSHLEE SIMPSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD.SHE HAS THE COOLEST CLOTHS AND HAIR..AND SHE LOOKS REALLY PRETTY IN THIS PICTURE AND bRAXTON HER BOYFRIEND DOESNT LOOK LIKE A GIRLL

    NUMERO UNO FAN HAH

  13. kristenntopeka

    as long as shes happy who the hell are we to judge? Dont be jealous you aint on tv, in a band, dating a celebrity, or look half as stylish as them! Grow up if you dont like her Why You On Her Website?

  14. kristen

    Ashlee baulked at the prospect of meeting her ex’s new rock chick, demanding a last-minute stage call. The tension was palpable when she bumped into the pocket rocket twins just as the conference was about to kick off.

    When asked by Confidential if we could expect to see any love trouble at tonight’s show, Origliasso coolly replied: “Hopefully not, I’m just going with Ryan so, whatever.”

    Ashlee hit the stage gloating: “I got my man here,” a reference to her boyfriend Braxton Olita, but her jaw dropped when told Cabrera was also in town.

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