Ashlee Simpson Carrying Emo Boy In Her Womb?

July 2nd, 2008 // 2 Comments

Shotgun newlywed Ashlee Simpson is busting out her empire-waisted orange dress collection for her pregnancy and I have to say that she’s looking very cute and happy. Although, for some reason, I’m not loving the headband thing.

So, someone who works at Petit Tresor has apparently blabbed again to a tabloid about some celebrity’s baby news. Someone who works at the high-end baby boutique told OK! Magazine that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are expecting a boy.

The snitch said, “They made it very clear that it was a boy. Almost everything [they picked out] is blue.” This is referring to their registry list, which also included little baby t-shirts and bibs with the words “yummy,” “loved,” and “hunk” embroidered on them.

That Petit Tresor must have some amazing friggin’ baby stuff if the celebrities keep going back there, even though all their baby business is immediately leaked. It’s like the crack of baby stuff, apparently.


Shotgun newlywed Ashlee Simpson is busting out her empire-waisted
orange dress collection for her pregnancy and I have to say that she’s
looking very cute and happy. Although, for some reason, I’m not loving
the headband thing.

So, someone who works at Petit Tresor has apparently blabbed again to a tabloid about some celebrity’s baby news. Someone who works at the high-end baby boutique told OK! Magazine that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are expecting a boy.

The snitch said, “They made it very clear that it was a boy. Almost
everything [they picked out] is blue.” This is referring to their
registry list, which also included little baby t-shirts and bibs with
the words “yummy,” “loved,” and “hunk” embroidered on them.

That Petit Tresor must have some amazing friggin’ baby stuff if the
celebrities keep going back there, even though all their baby business
is immediately leaked. It’s like the crack of baby stuff, apparently.

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. J

    They are going to have one ugly baby, because she is ugly and so is he!

  2. Ihatefakepeople

    I think that AshLee Simpson is a silly slut.
    It probably isn’t even his baby, because she is a whore.
    If it is then I feel sorry for the *cough*emo*cough* baby, because it is doomed to a life of having a silly attention seeking suicidal man for a dad.
    She can’t even spell her name right. Ash.Lee.
    That is two names put together.
    Ashley or Ashleigh.
    Anyway I just think any baby that is born into the celebrity life is going to grow up into an asshole. Hopefully she will go and top herself.

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