Ashlee Simpson Thinks Coy Is Just A Restaurant Chain

April 18th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Ashlee Simpson keeps dangling her hypothetical baby in front of us in the hopes of encouraging the world to buy her album. She’s giving us the one-two punch of showing off her giant diamond wedding ring on the Today show and then answering the obligatory question posed by Matt Lauer as to the validity of her pregnancy rumors with a simple, “Only time will tell with that.”

It almost makes me nostalgic for the good old days when Joe Simpson was simply ramming Jessica Simpson‘s boobs down our throats, rather than boobs and a baby. Our throats are only so big.

Here are some pictures from the Conde Nast Traveler 8th Annual Hot List Party and in case you weren’t sure, Heatherette would like to reassure you that leopard-print, gold lamé, leather and tweed are all still hot–even hotter when worn all at once.

Photos: WENN

27 more photos from the Conde Nast Traveler 8th Annual Hot List Party at Mansion featuring Ashlee Simpson, Damien Fahey, Kim Raver, Bethany Frankel, Alan Cumming, Jaslene Gonzalez, Richie Rich, Traver Rains, Milo Ventimiglia, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Tim Hasselbeck, Adrien Brody, Joan Allan and Natasha Bedingfield are after the jump.

Ashlee Simpson keeps dangling her hypothetical baby
in front of us in the hopes of encouraging the world to buy her album.
She’s giving us the one-two punch of showing off her giant diamond
wedding ring on the Today show and then answering the obligatory question posed by Matt Lauer as to the validity of her pregnancy rumors with a simple, “Only time will tell with that.”

It almost makes me nostalgic for the good old days when Joe Simpson was simply ramming Jessica Simpson‘s boobs down our throats, rather than boobs and a baby. Our throats are only so big.

Here are some pictures from the Conde Nast Traveler 8th Annual Hot
List Party and in case you weren’t sure, Heatherette would like to
reassure you that leopard-print, gold lamé, leather and tweed are all
still hot–even hotter when worn all at once.

(Hint – Right-click on the image thumbnails with your mouse to open them in a new tab or window.)

Photos: WENN

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. boooo

    anyone else see that Ashlee has both of her nipples pierced?

  2. Suz

    ‘Only time will tell’

    Brilliant, absolutely a brilliant answer, Ashlee. I don’t think she is a Simpson at all, shes too on the ball! And, she has kept her relationship private, or tried to…keep up the good work, Ms. Simpson. Being with Pete has been so good for her.

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