Despite rumors, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz aren’t betrothed. “She is not engaged!” screams her representative. Damn, calm down. We weren’t that excited about it. The rumor spread after Ashlee was photographed in Miami on NYE rocking this ring you find in one of those quarter machines in the foyer of Rite-Aid. You can also get Super Bounce Balls and Bratz keychains there. He makes enough money to equip her with diamonds, so I’m a little disappointed in him. Pete says that he’s “past the honeymoon stage” with Ashlee and that it’s “crazy to be able to kiss your best friend. It’s an awesome thing.” I’m going to wager that he’s kissed a best friend before, and that the friend wasn’t always female. I’m into it, but don’t hate on me for saying it. He wears way too much make-up to not be a bottom once in awhile.