Are The Olsen Twins College Drop Outs?

October 6th, 2004 // 4 Comments

The following is from Gawker:

We’re hearing some whispers regarding the educational fate of stick figurines Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, so we’re going to go ahead and purely speculate for a moment: have our little girls dropped out of NYU? And, if so, why?

Here’s the scoop according to Ashley’s assistant’s sister’s trainer; they realized that other NYU girls are mean. The twins also feel dirty having to sit next to poor people (other eighteen year olds who don’t make $100 million a year).

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Buntcake

    Oh yeah, that’s a shock.

    according to Ashley’s assistant’s sister’s trainer

    …was there a hamster involved in the story?

  2. morgan

    dude, hamsters are awesome….i just want to know was there a llamas involved in the story? ….maybe Ashley’s assistant’s sister’s trainer is a llamas, we should all conisder this thought.

  3. Alison

    That’s such a shame…and she needed to gain the ‘Freshman 15′ so badly.

  4. Brianna

    I think that Mary-Kate and Ashley are mean to drop out because some people don’t have alot of money like them because they make their fans think they can’t accept a fan if their not rich!


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