Are Britney Spears And Kevin Federline Over?

December 2nd, 2005 // 4 Comments

Happy 24th Britney! Perez Hilton was the first to break the story. The breakup of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline is about as shocking as the breakup of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

We hear the couple had a blazing row Wednesday night in which the pop princess banished the skeevy dancer to the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Word is Brit lost it when a pot-packing pal of Federline’s showed up at their house.

“Britney turned around and fired two of her longtime security guards for letting what she called ‘the weedman’ into the house,” a source tells Star magazine. “She just seemed crazy with anger.”

Spears is said to have become exasperated with her hubby’s well-documented partying since the birth of their son, Sean Preston, 11 weeks ago. Federline, whose hobbies Spears finances, has brushed off her pleas that he see a therapist, according to insiders.

Following Federline’s eviction, Spears and her girlfriends headed to DJ AM’s new Hollywood club, LAX. The singer, who turns 24 today, didn’t seem to be pining for Federline. Downing Grey Goose and Red Bull with “Jackass” cohorts Steve-O and Johnny Knoxville, Spears set to dancing on the seat of her banquette.

I wonder if “the weedman” has met the “Red Bull and vodka man?” I think they’d get along quite well.

World Exclusive: Britney Kicks Out Kevin! [Perez Hilton]
K.Fed up? Spies say Brit threw her hubby out [R&M]
Britney Spears, Kevin Federline Separated, Report [National Ledger]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. caro

    What is it with these “pop stars” and Johnny Knoxville and these other “Jackasses”??? K-Fed might even be better than them…OH no, they have JOBS.
    He’s hiding out at the Beverly Hills Hotel- who do u think is footing THAT bill?? Hope girlfriend has a pre-nup…for whatever fortune he hasnt already squandered…

  2. KittyLiterati

    I bet they signed one of those prenups that allows each spouse to only leave with what they brought into the marriage.
    Do you think Kevin will take back his skeevy white-trashness and pubic lice?

  3. SMroxs

    Like this WHOLE thing hasn’t tbeen orchestrated from the get-go. They get married, Brit gets her kid, and then they have a bitter divorce where Brit’s ace team of publicists paint her as the gal wronged by a two-timing man. She goes back into the studio to record her “come back” album full of “close, intimate” songs about how much she’s grown up now and all the pain she’s dealing with. And then the world collectively barfs.

  4. Britney: Wooh! Wooh! All on board the Federline!
    Kevin: Whatever babe, who are you?

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