Anthony Kiedis Wears Whiteface

January 21st, 2009 // 2 Comments

I would be offended by this, except that Anthony Kiedis is already white. And clearly just wearing crap smeared all over his face while surfing in Malibu to protect his skin from the sun’s harmful rays.

But still, it’s fun to pretend he’s being a self-hating racist, if only because there’s nothing going on in my life at the moment and I have to invent cockamamie stories to amuse myself.

On a serious note, that mustache of his is really out of control.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Anthony Kiedis in the gallery!


I would be offended by this, except that Anthony Kiedis is
already white. And clearly just wearing crap smeared all over his face
while surfing in Malibu to protect his skin from the sun’s harmful
rays.

But still, it’s fun to pretend he’s being a self-hating racist, if only
because there’s nothing going on in my life at the moment and I have to
invent cockamamie stories to amuse myself.

On a serious note, that mustache of his is really out of control.Check out all 10+ photos of Anthony Kiedis in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
  1. wtf

    obviously you have nothing better to report, get a life. This is the shittest story, for real!

  2. Ghnkxxst

    IaJN6G comment6 ,

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