Another “Laguna Beach” Denizen In Trouble

March 27th, 2007 // 4 Comments

You know it’s a slow news day when we’re reporting on various dweebies and dickheads from reality television causing trouble. I wouldn’t know who this chick was if she kicked me square in the nuts, but “Laguna Beach” is loved by….somebody, so I guess one of you is gonna recognize her. Jessica Smith got pinched for a drunken driving accident, in which someone was injured .

Cops say Smith, 19 (seriously — 19!), of Laguna Beach, was driving a Volkswagen Beetle and slammed it into the back of an Acura, causing “great bodily injury” to people in both cars. The CHP report said that her level of intoxication, unsafe speed and wet roadways were conditions that led to the crash. The driver of the Acura, Roy Hernandez of Lake Forest, sustained minor injuries. A passenger in Jessica’s car, Lindsay Cooper, 20, suffered minor injuries.

Police sources tell TMZ that Smith is still being held in an Orange County jail. Her bail was set at $100,000. Smith is due in court tomorrow morning.

Smith’s ex-boyfriend, Laguna star Jason Wahler has been arrested several times in several states for several reasons.

“Great bodily injury” sounds like someone ended up through a windshield and on a respirator. Or it could have been a really theatrical state trooper. Nevertheless, this chick’s in trouble. Did she play, oh I’m sorry…because that show was in no way scripted…seem like a drunk on the show?

By J. Harvey
  1. Jinxy McDeath

    When anyone is hurt, no matter how minor, or there is property damage, no matter how minor – it bumps dui from a misdemenor to a felony. Her insurance company is going to be screwed and she loses her license for a couple of years, which she should.

    What’s with all these drunken C listers causing death and mayhem drunk driving? Get a grip people, Los Angeles is dangerous enough as it is.

  2. rootabega

    not at all! she was a total dweebie on the show.

  3. Bill Cosby

    I love Iguana Beach.
    Didn’t this chick have sex with Howard The Duck in the season finale?

  4. Alikat

    this is the best line ever…Smith’s ex-boyfriend, Laguna star Jason Wahler has been arrested several times in several states for several reasons.

    love the use of several..

    anyway, this is sad…seriously, take a cab people!

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