Even though it seems pretty clear–and by “clear” I mean, I’ve been reading all over the Internet that it’s true, so it must be–that Anne Heche has left her hubby, Coley Laffoon for James Tupper, her co-star on “Men in Trees.” I don’t really blame her because Tupper looks pretty hot, and isn’t named “Coley.” I’m trying to imagine how strange it must feel to moan that name passionnately during sex and it just isn’t working for me. Poor Coley. In any case, Anne still refuses to cop to the new relationship, telling Entertainment Tonight in an interview:
“We have a beautiful relationship . . . I think people like to read a lot into the chemistry we have on the show, and I think it’s fantastic. We all have a lot of chemistry. We love each other, we’re like a family here, we all go out on the weekends. I’m obviously going through something personal in my life, and I don’t know what is going to happen in my future.”
By chemistry, I hope she means sex. Because I know that’s all I ever mean when I’m referring to “chemistry.” And that last sentence reminds me that I got a D in chemistry in high-school. How sad for me.