Anna Nicole’s Back on American Soil

December 18th, 2006 // 2 Comments

What could possibly have driven Anna Nicole to return from her self-imposed exil to the Bahamas? That’s right. Dollar, dollar bills, y’all. Star reports:

The former Playboy Playmate and current TrimSpa spokeswoman arrived at the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals with her companion and legal beagle Howard K. Stern, to participate in mediation between a judge and the family of J. Howard Marshall II, her late oil tycoon husband, over her much-disputed share of his $1.6 billion estate.

But all did not go as Anna and lawyer/bf, Howard Stern, were probably hoping as Stern was served with papers just outside the courthouse, alleging that he perjured himself in statements given for the paternity suit filed against Anna by ex-flame, Larry Birkhead. Is everyone thinking what I’m thinking? Of course! New reality show!

SHE’S BAAACK: ANNA NICOLE RETURNS TO U.S.A.! [Star]

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By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Draya

    When will this fucktard learn? She is NEVER getting her mitts on any of that money. J. Howard Marshall’s family will go bankrupt before they see a penny of it go to a drugged-out psycho like Anna.

    If Hubby loved Anna so much, why didn’t he provide for her in his Will?

  2. Tonysgirl

    Anna Nicole is such a gold digger, what has she really done besides get married to a OLD guy like what 40 years older than her, and then go after his money once she found out he did not include her in his will.
    I hope the judge does NOT give her one penny of that money!!! She is nothing but white trash, dressed nice cause she takes EVERYONES money!!!

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