Anna Nicole Gets Embalmed

Finally, Anna Nicole’s body was embalmed over the weekend, ending the dispute over whether or not sufficient DNA samples had been extracted to use for the paternity testing of her daughter. However, the decision of where she will ultimately be laid to rest is still being decided in court. The two warring parties are Anna’s lawyer/lover, Howard K. Stern, who claims Smith’s preference was to be buried in a plot she purchased next to her deceased son, and Smith’s mother, Vergie Arthur, who wants her daughter taken back to Texas.

Lord have mercy, I guess at least some progress is being made in trying to sort through all of this nonsense.