Anna Kournikova: Pretty, Not An Animal Lover

April 20th, 2007 // 8 Comments

All my straight guy friends drool over this chick. What is it? Is it that tennis was traditionally full of mannish women and lesbians and she was the first one to look like she rolled up from “Laguna Beach”? Was she any good? I’ll tell ya this much – retirement hasn’t made her very gracious . She sounds like a dog-kicker.

Retired tennis hottie Anna Kournikova probably wished she’d bitten her tongue after she yelled at a Miami Beach surfer and his sunbathing puppy, “That dog should be on a [bleep]ing leash!” The surfer snapped back, “Maybe you should be on a [bleep]ing leash!” Our source reports, “All the surfers and bystanders applauded and barked at Anna.” Embarrassed, Kournikova walked around the corner, but “reappeared minutes later with three girlfriends who just stood there scowling.” Kournikova’s rep did not return calls.

That gets my vote for comeback of the week. I’m sure someone as attractive as her isn’t used to someone comparing her to a dog. Wasn’t she going out with Enrique? Her career’s over and he hasn’t had a hit in awhile. Maybe that’s why she’s yelling at dog owners. Maybe they should open a muffin shop and find some fulfillment. But wasn’t “you can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape my love” a hot jam? Shut up, it was good!


By J. Harvey

  1. SmartyPants

    I would much rather see dogs having fun on the beach than some prissy, spoiled, egotistical plastic bitch like her, yelling at people.

  2. Gayle

    I would have paid money to see her face when the surfer-dude said that!!! She’s like one of those really snotty bitchy girls you went to school with, it’s just poetic justice when someone like that gets slammed!

  3. Joann Durst

    She’s ugly. Inside and out.

  4. Jen

    Dogs should be on a leash!
    More for their own protection. If they ever did anything to hurt someone even by accident, they would be labelled dangerous and possibly be put down.
    Obviously there are no dog lovers posting here.

  5. Jesse D

    Agreed, Jen! Most public places have leash laws, anyway, don’t they? For everyone’s protection. I don’t like AK anymore then the next person, but I do protect my doggies by leashing them when they’re not in the house.

  6. Syd

    Yeah don’t really care for her but she has a point–unless an area is a designated off-leash site for dogs, dogs really should be on a leash. I have a dog and live in a very dog-friendly neighborhood and I often see very gentle dogs suddenly lunge, growl or bark unpredictably at a variety of things. A leash enables owners to exert control over the situation quickly for the protection of all concerned.

  7. MLeighK

    She is married to Enrique.

  8. MadCat

    That bitch doesn’t need a leash as much as she needs a muzzle!

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