Aniston To Adopt Baby To Replace Fake One She Has In Brad Shrine

Jennifer Aniston looks to be infant shopping . Isn’t that why it didn’t work out with Brad? Sources say that Jennifer is looking to emulate her pal Sheryl Crow’s recent adoption of a little boy.

The former “Bruce Almighty” actress has allegedly begun filling out the required paperwork with the adoption agency which dealt with Sheryl Crow’s adoption of baby Wyatt last month, according to OK! magazine.

An adoption agency source tells the publication, “The process has 100 percent started,” and the New York Daily News reports friends of the star have confirmed Aniston’s plans.

“Former Bruce Almighty”? It wasn’t a series! Stupid source! This is all well and good for her, but this is going to put the kibosh on her recent late night booty calls with that British model guy she’s tapping. Will she be shielding the child’s face with see-through water bottles from the paps as well as her own? That always works. Why not just carry around a window in front of you?

UPDATE: Jennifer Aniston’s rep is claiming that this story is totally false.