Aniston To Adopt Baby To Replace Fake One She Has In Brad Shrine

June 13th, 2007 // 28 Comments

Jennifer Aniston looks to be infant shopping . Isn’t that why it didn’t work out with Brad? Sources say that Jennifer is looking to emulate her pal Sheryl Crow’s recent adoption of a little boy.

The former “Bruce Almighty” actress has allegedly begun filling out the required paperwork with the adoption agency which dealt with Sheryl Crow’s adoption of baby Wyatt last month, according to OK! magazine.

An adoption agency source tells the publication, “The process has 100 percent started,” and the New York Daily News reports friends of the star have confirmed Aniston’s plans.

“Former Bruce Almighty”? It wasn’t a series! Stupid source! This is all well and good for her, but this is going to put the kibosh on her recent late night booty calls with that British model guy she’s tapping. Will she be shielding the child’s face with see-through water bottles from the paps as well as her own? That always works. Why not just carry around a window in front of you?

UPDATE: Jennifer Aniston’s rep is claiming that this story is totally false.

By J. Harvey
  1. Persistent Cat

    Oh thanks, it was Bruce Almighty that I know her from. Saves me a trip to IMDB.

  2. Jinxy McDeath

    Pity the person who has to brake it to Chin that she won’t be able to smoke those 4 packs of ciggies a day near the baby, or smoke pot all day long either.

    At least her career won’t get in the way. *snort*
    she’s in full on attention whore mode, gooooooo chinny hahahhahhahaha!

  3. rootabega

    she bores me to all tears

  4. Margaret

    Hey Harvey, did you get all the meanness out of your system? Do you ever post anything good about Jen? Team Jolie, are we?

  5. jannre

    Her reps are saying that the story is not true. But even if it was, so what? A lot of hollywood people adopt kids all the time..and I hardly think she has a shrine to Brad..maybe a doll that she sticks pins in every night. And she quit smoking quite a while ago. But brad is still smoking..what, its okay for him? And what are you guys teenyboppers maybe?

  6. T-Bone

    This woman is living her life. So she may be
    adopting a child. Its her right to do what
    ever she wants. She does not lie to the media
    ala Holy Jolie who continues to lie and fake a
    relationship to keep herself in the press.
    Jen doesnt have a conniving bone in her body.Everything shes ever done is at least honest and sincere.
    At least this child is going to get some good mothering unlike four kids that are being raised by nannies.

  7. Zekers

    I do agree that she will probably be very focused on her child-if and when that happens. Although I think Norman will take it pretty hard! She appears to be a pretty grounded person and I hope it works out for her.

    Does “OK!” ever get things right? That was my first clue that this was BS.

    Way to snark Mr. Harvey…jeez ‘ya big meanie!

  8. Zekers

    Whoa T-bone! Insomnia?! :)

  9. Whoa Jinxie McObsessed. The Jolie DT’s hitting pretty hard huh? No Brangelina in days!

    She’s no more a media whore than your St. Jolie.
    Aniston is doing her thing, let go Sunshine.

  10. Janre…According to the angeloon’s, it’s “do as i say, not as Brad and Angie do”. You don’t question the golden couple! (i love the grasp of the language though…”brake it”…perfect!)

    rootabega…good to know.

  11. Huh

    I think she’s great and if she decides to adopt it’s her business. At least odds are she’ll be allowed to adopt from the states and not have to go to a third world country and buy one. Glad we have rules here that keeps psychos from adopting.

  12. Huh

    I think she’s great and if she decides to adopt it’s her business. At least odds are she’ll be allowed to adopt from the states and not have to go to a third world country and buy one. Glad we have rules here that keeps psychos from adopting.

  13. THE REAL T-BONE

    UM just so you all know — whoever put in that last that T-BONE post was not me. While I agree with what that person said (to a point), someone is now using my username. It seems there are people on this site who would like me to stop writing in, so unfortunately, I’m going to actually have to specify somehow when it’s really me talking. Some of the people out here suck. Talk about not being able to stand on your own two feet to make a point. F-ing nuts!

  14. THE REAL T-BONE

    By the way, I’m pretty sure that the person using my username is someone called icanseethruyou. This person would like me to stop writing and has posted quite a few threatening posts.

    Having said that, I think Jennifer Aniston will make a good mom. Good for her for not giving in to a man’s idea of what she should be, what she should do and when she should be ready to do it. If she’s interested in having a child now, and she wasn’t then — no matter.

  15. Zekers

    To the Real real T-bone, same thing happened to me, so I switched to Zekers. I don’t know why people do that sh*t other than to create problems…it sounds as though it won’t be an issue in the near future as this site is going to make people register-that should help.

  16. Kare Bear

    Huh I like your comment & I am really pleased that Jen is adopting within this country. There are so many babies & children that need to be adopted here. Angie goes to the extreme to get as much media attention as possible that’s why she is so concerned with adopting the United Nations. Multi ethnic, multi racial children keep her in the headlines & keep the world buzzing about whether she’s doing good or bad for these children…I think Jen is a much more humble and down to earth women. Good for her!!

  17. lookwhaticando

    It appears if you don’t have glowing things to say about this fake media Ho, you don’t get your post up.

  18. T-Bone

    Look…did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

  19. lookwhaticando

    T-Bone said:
    Look…did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

    Posted on June 14, 2007 11:09 AM

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    Just don’t like the Chin, to me she is Fake, a manipulator, not the sweet gilr next door she makes herself out to be. The face/persona she dools out to the public is all pretend. I can’t wait for the tell all book to come out on her behind. So that you can see the real Man and not this fake person she wants you to believe she is. And yes I think she is very unattractive as well.

  20. T-Bone,
    I thought that was an uncharacteristically “Jen-gushy” post from you.

    Wow, that is really pathetic. Agreed. Sounds like an icantseeshit tweenie stunt. She’s been awful quiet since she got her hands slapped .

    (but she’s always here, if you Look.)

  21. lookwhaticando

    Will she be shielding the child’s face with see-through water bottles from the paps as well as her own? That always works.
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    Well it sure aint working for Chinny, hopfully the adopted baby wont look anything at all like her. And she will have plenty of time to tend to the tader, seeing she wont be getting any movie roles any time soon,,,i.e. No Talent.

  22. ZEKERS!! I totally just did that!! Sorry!

    That’s what i get for trying to blog and track a Chinese container at the same time!!!

  23. T-Bone

    See look…they posted your comments. No worries…

  24. lookwhaticando

    T-Bone said:
    See look…they posted your comments. No worries…

    Posted on June 14, 2007 11:33 AM

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    Only because I am not typing how I really feel, But not big deal, there are many other sites to have fun making fun of the Chin. Thanks though.

  25. Dlisted Post …

    “Angelina Jolie plays journalist Mariane Pearl in “A Mighty Heart” but Angie apparently isn’t a fan of “freedom of speech.” At the film’s NYC premiere last night Angelina had her attorney make all reporters sign an agreement that states they will not ask any personal questions. They had to sign this agreement before speaking to her on the red carpet. Angelina also banned FoxNews from asking her ANY questions.”

    They report:

    Reporters were asked to agree to “not ask Ms. Jolie any questions regarding her personal relationships. In the event Interviewer does ask Ms. Jolie any questions regarding her personal relationships, Ms. Jolie will have the right to immediately terminate the interview and leave.”

    The agreement also required that “the interview may only be used to promote the Picture. In no event may Interviewer or Media Outlet be entitled to run all or any portion of the interview in connection with any other story. … The interview will not be used in a manner that is disparaging, demeaning, or derogatory to Ms. Jolie.”

    If that wasn’t enough, Jolie also requires that if any of these things happen, “the tape of the interview will not be released to Interviewer.” Such a violation, the signatory thus agrees, would “cause Jolie irreparable harm” and make it possible for her to sue the interviewer and seek a restraining order.

    I am told that USA Today and the Associated Press were among those that canceled interviews, and eventually Jolie scotched all print interviews when she heard the reaction.

    “I wouldn’t sign it,” a reporter for a major outlet said. “Who does she think she is?”

  26. lookwhaticando

    Hypo said:
    Dlisted Post …

    “Angelina Jolie plays journalist Mariane Pearl in “A Mighty Heart” but Angie apparently isn’t a fan of “freedom of speech.” At the film’s NYC premiere last night Angelina had her attorney make all reporters sign an agreement that states they will not ask any personal questions. They had to sign this agreement before speaking to her on the red carpet. Angelina also banned FoxNews from asking her ANY questions.”

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    Good for her, more power to you Angie Baby

  27. T-Bone

    Hypo, I read that as well. BRAVO to the Associated Press, FOX news and USA Today for giving her the finger, so to speak. Apparently Angelina Jolie only believes in free speech and free press when it swings her way. Perhaps she should make one of those OTHER countries she loves so much (the ones that don’t allow much freedom at all) her permanent home.

  28. Zekers

    Whew! I was thinking bad thoughts until you posted your confession Clarisse! Don’t you just wish these work issues would go away and let you blog in peace?!

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