Aniston on Cox to Go Lesbo

January 23rd, 2007 // 6 Comments

For “art.” Jennifer Aniston is set to guest star on Courteney Cox’s new show “Dirt.” She will be playing Courteney’s rival tabloid editor with a twist.

According to Michael Ausiello of TVGuide.com, “Aniston’s character is a lesbian. What’s more, she won’t just mouth off to Cox’s tightly wound counterpart; she’s going to share a lip lock with her.” That should pump up the ratings.

Hopefully the writing will live up to the hype.

Lesbo ‘Lip’ Lock [Page Six]

By Jessica Marx
  1. sandy

    I don’t care about these inverted mop-looking women. They are kind of pathetic.

  2. Meli

    Doesn’t anyone remember that they kissed on Friends…..

  3. Elaine

    Wow, desperate much? What makes me mad about Dirt is that it could actually be a decent show, but they have tried way too hard to push the limits and be edgy that the finished product is so pathetic and trite.

  4. This early into the series, and they’re already that desperate? Looks like we’ve got another Joey on our hands…

  5. Jennifer plays a lesbian!! AGAIN!!!
    Oh, how original. Couldn’t come up with anything
    but THAT shocker. How boring. I hope that she is
    an interesting lesbian. Give her a hump back.
    Let her have buck teeth. Give her a limp. Make
    her studder. Make have a real deep voice. Give her a wild hair-do. Make her Sharon Stone, like
    in “Basic Instinct.”

    Yes. That is it!!!! Let her have a personality
    disorder, where each week, she has taken on
    the personality of a different famous actress.
    One week she thinks that she is Maryline Monroe,
    and the next week she is Merl Streep, and the
    next week she is Michelle Pheipher, and so on.

    Of course this would call for some actual acting
    ability, and some good make-up and wardrobe
    magic tricks, but it would be a great gimmic.

    Good luck.

  6. I am looking at this picture of Jen, and she
    looks like she is dripping with steroid injections. I love her, but do you agree that
    she looks like a female basketball player…
    like a jock…like a he-she… or a she-him.

    I am not trying to be comical for once.
    Not flattering.
    Too tough.
    Not what you want to look like,
    unless you are the guy.

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