If John & Jennifer Made Love In A Forest, Would Anyone Notice?
The sleep-inducing coupling of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston does appear to be a real thing, as these photos indicate. John probably got the his recent tattoo sleeve just so he could stay awake. I’d probably also need to have needles jabbed into my skin at random intervals to keep from nodding off during their in-depth conversations about their favorite skin and hair-care products and John’s penchant for wacky jokes.
Their uneventful “frolicking” involved a lot of bikini cuddling and suntan lotion. I have but one question, how is there less sexual tension in the air than in this picture?
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