If John & Jennifer Made Love In A Forest, Would Anyone Notice?

April 30th, 2008 // 6 Comments

The sleep-inducing coupling of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston does appear to be a real thing, as these photos indicate. John probably got the his recent tattoo sleeve just so he could stay awake. I’d probably also need to have needles jabbed into my skin at random intervals to keep from nodding off during their in-depth conversations about their favorite skin and hair-care products and John’s penchant for wacky jokes.

Their uneventful “frolicking” involved a lot of bikini cuddling and suntan lotion. I have but one question, how is there less sexual tension in the air than in this picture?

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

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By Lisa Timmons

  1. Allanthekind

    The trees would notice. They’d notice because the forest animals would all be hanging themselves from the tree branches.

  2. pj

    Hope John likes to sunbathe as this seems the only thing Jennifer likes.

  3. Cat

    We would notice due to the trees shriveling up and dying.

  4. Your Mama

    Treebeard wouldn’t stand for that shit.

  5. spaz

    LOL at Your Mama! good one.

  6. Pam

    There is someone for everyone, but couldn’t they each find someone a tad more….alive?

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