Aniston Hits up Neo For a Booty Call

February 5th, 2007 // 12 Comments

Jennifer Aniston took her new nose for a test drive and invited Keanu Reeves over for some action . Ok, maybe they just smoked a bowl and watched some movies. ANY MOVIE NOT STARRING BRAD PIT OR THAT HOME-WRECKING DO-GOODER BITCH!

Jennifer Aniston, 38 reportedly shared a secret evening at her home with Hollywood hunk Keanu, 42.

The handsome actor, who has a house near Jennifer Aniston’s in the Hollywood Hills, came over to her place for a private rendezvous, which they did their best to keep under wraps.

Guess it didn’t work. I’m sure Keanu was ecstatic, though. He doesn’t seem to be getting chosen for much these days. He’s probably happy for the work. Even if that work involves having to be taken down and shown the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie Death Shrine she has under lock and key in the basement. And presented with the crib where Shiloh…I mean the recently adopted “Sarah Aniston” is going to sleep. *evil laugh*

By J. Harvey
  1. ashley

    okay even as a HUGE Pitt fan I have to admit that was funny..

  2. danaleri

    PWHAHAHAHAHAHA….”Sarah Aniston”, DAMN GENIUS!

  3. Gregorio

    New nose,new breasts,new outlook on life1 I bet she will have a new hymen in 2007 and become a virgin for some lucky underemployed actor/actress.

  4. j

    lol how funny would it be if she tried to steal shiloh.NOT. But I can see her trying.

  5. jannre

    I think Jen and Keanu would be a great couple…and I don’t think she would ever harm Shiloh, I wouldn’t say the same for whorelina!

  6. kiki

    This is as funny as Keanu dating Diane Keaton, LoL! SO not true. The guy is in Switzerland and has been for a couple of weeks taking care of his sister who gets cancer treatment there.

  7. fiona

    She wishes….She is way out of his league…Keanu is the hottest wacko in Hollywood.She should try John Cusak which is also hot but a more possible choice for her…

  8. Kate

    Keanu hasn’t been totally idle. He was just in the independent film “Thumbsucker”, which won awards at several film festivals, including Sundance, Stockholm, and Berlin International.

    I’ve never been a fan of his, but he plays a mystic dentist in this movie, and he is freaking hilarious.

  9. Why does she keep going after my boyfriends.
    I can not tell you how many times I held my pillow tight and pretended that my pillow was
    The Matrix Guy.

    Now Jennifer has him in her grip.

    It ain’t fair, I tell ya.

    Well, if it means that Jennifer will leave Brad and Angelina alone, I guess that I could be willing to let go of my dreams of Keanue.

    But isn’t he just as spoiled rotten as she is?

    No one is good enough for him.
    No one is good enough for her.

    Don’t they remind you of Lisa Presley.
    Love them and leave them to flap in the wind
    and wonder what happened.

    All smoke and mirrors.

  10. Gingeroot

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHE BETTER NOT HOOK UP WITH KEANU REEVES! HE’S MINE! MINE! MINE!!!

  11. JEN

    JENIFER BETTER SHOULD PICK THE AVERAGE GUY, NOT A HANDSOME GUY. IF NOT, SHE MIGHT SUFFER AGAIN.KEANU RÊEVES SO HANDSOME.

  12. jannre

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! THAYSO SHOULD GO OUT GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES – THIER BABIES WIL BE THE MOST ADORABLE BABIES IN THE PLANET. AND KEANU IS WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT TRAITOR (BRAD PITT). U KINDA HAVE TO AGREE THAT BOTH (KEANU AND JEN) HAVE VOCALLY TALKED ABOUT WANTING TO HAVE KIDS SO WHY NOT THEY JUST HOOK UP !!!
    I MEAN COME ON THEY WILL BE ONE OF THE MOST HOT AND SEXY CUOPLE. AND ALSO BOTH KEANU REEVES AND JENNIFER ANISTON ARE VERY PRIVATE ABOUT THEIR PERSONAL LIFE – SO AGAIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST HOOK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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