Aniston and Vince Vaughn Know That Ex-Sex Is The Best Sex

April 25th, 2007 // 73 Comments

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Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn joined their mediocrity together again . They both can probably do better. Especially Jenn. Damn, Vince looks homeless lately. Take off that dirty windbreaker and shave! Maybe he’s depressed.

On the afternoon of April 21, Vince Vaughn hopped into his blue Pontiac Firebird convertible and made a familiar journey to the Hollywood Hills home of Jennifer Aniston.

“Vince didn’t leave until 5 p.m. the next day,” an eyewitness tells Us. But did they hook up?

If they did, “there is nothing wrong with it,” says an Aniston pal. “She can trust him.”

A Vaughn source agrees: “It’s no big deal if he stayed over. They are friends and can be friends with benefits.” (Reps for both Aniston and Vaughn had no comment.)

Apparently, they HAVE remained friends. She was at his birthday party this past March. But still, you know the times when he’s not being funny, he’s being pissed off and angsty and complaining that Sandler’s movies make more than his do and he doesn’t know why as he’s better looking and funnier. And you know she was tired of trying to never talk about Angelina around him because he’d always roll his eyes and say “Jenny, Jenny, ya gotta let it go” and patting her on the head like a dog when she did. And he didn’t like the “Angelina Jolie: Dead” exhibit she had in the cabana because it had an empty crib for Pax Thien and he wasn’t ready to be a father, let alone the father of a kidnapped child. Why are they repeating these patterns?

By J. Harvey
  1. Sue

    mean-spir-it-ed or mean-spir-it-ed (mean-spirited)
    adj.
    Having or characterized by a malicious or petty spirit.

  2. givemeabreak

    Sassyne, let the crazy, dumped, delusional people post amongst themselves. Don’t waste your time….

  3. T-Bone

    Sue – the whole mean-spirited question was rhetorical as opposed to literal, but thanks for the definition.

  4. Margaret

    Unfortunately, T-Bone, I end up baiting them, too. The ones I pick on generally are the idiots who post “first”, which usually shows up about 10 comments down. I guess I am just mean-spirited. lol

  5. T-Bone

    That’s right, Sassyne, givemeabreak and lookwhaticando — follow givemeabreak’s plea not to waste your time, because you aren’t going to change anyone’s opinion out here.

  6. Blue Pontiac Firebird? Please tell me that’s a joke.

  7. Margaret

    No joke on the Pontiac. It’s Vince’s pride and joy and he spit shines it. He also has some huge, obnovious big, black SUV, but the Firebird is his baby. Vince is just a good ole boy – a regular guy. Jen, if you want to bang him, go right ahead. Just remember – for long term, you can do soooooooooooo much better than Brad and Vince. You go, girl.

  8. Sue

    “Sue – the whole mean-spirited question was rhetorical as opposed to literal, but thanks for the definition.”
    That’s a “duh” T-Bone, I’m thinking folks need to see this definition today…
    Question:
    Is the posting on this site always this vicious? I like to be amused, love a good argument but this is kind of extreme-yes?

  9. JBN

    They are both hidious and belong together. But I guess Maniston will do until Vince finds another co-ed.

  10. T-Bone

    Sue — Well, from what I’ve noticed (and I just started commenting on this page like 3 months ago — much to the chagrin of Lolita who accuses me of being on all sorts of web-pages spewing venom), when it comes to the Brangelina vs. Jennifer Aniston situation, things can get a bit heated. Honestly, I could care less what happens with any of these people, but I’ve noticed that one nice word about Jennifer Aniston seems to send the “Jolie lovers” into a frenzy and one word about Jolie being some sort of saint sends the pro-Aniston camp into a frenzy. I am neither an Aniston lover nor a Jolie hater. I just call it as I see it.

  11. Sue

    T-Bone, yes, I’ve noticed that unless a person has their armor on, they probably shouldn’t step into the Jen/Brad/Angelia fray…
    Then I have to ask why the heck is it so important to some of these folks for they likely don’t know them and aren’t exactly invested personally in their lives?
    Reading these posts today has left me feeling a little sad…

  12. anywho

    WOW, some of these posts. LOL. I have to say, I like them all. I do think that Brad and Angelina are a better fit than he and Jennifer Aniston. I hope her and Vince do patch it all back. On Jennifer’s character, she seems to be a nice person. So does Angelina. Sassyne, I read “Angelina Jolie: notes from my travels” Also. It gives a new respect for her. She really does seem a true person. I will leave it at that before someone jumps on ME.

  13. T-Bone

    I can’t speak for everyone else, but I personally like to stand up for the underdogs of the world and poke a little fun at the arrogant and sometimes seemingly heartless people. I’ve been that way since I was young. Like I said, I neither LOVE Jennifer, nor HATE Angelina, but as I see it, Jenn was caught off guard and hurt by someone she loved. That’s enough for me to stand up for her and wish her well. Angelina seems somewhat heartless to me, and I truly think she has some serious mental health issues she’s not dealing with. That’s how I see it and I’m sticking to it :)

  14. givemeabreak

    Okay, I’m back. T-bone- wishing Jenn well and acting a damn fool everytime somebody gives Angelina a compliment is two defferent things. I really believe that you ARE either Jennifer in the flesh OR Courtney Cox. It’s TOO personal with you.

  15. givemeabreak

    Okay, I’m back. T-bone- wishing Jenn well and acting a damn fool everytime somebody gives Angelina a compliment is two different things. I really believe that you ARE either Jennifer in the flesh OR Courtney Cox. It’s TOO personal with you.

  16. givemeabreak

    Okay, I’m back. T-bone- wishing Jenn well and acting a damn fool everytime somebody gives Angelina a compliment is two different things. I really believe that you ARE either Jennifer in the flesh OR Courtney Cox. It’s TOO personal with you.

  17. T-Bone

    givemeabreak — I find it hilarious that you don’t see yourself as a little bit too involved, but you see me (and everyone else who stands up for Jennifer Aniston) as taking things a little too personally. That’s exactly what I mean by hypocrisy, bud. You are out here doing the EXACT same thing!

  18. T-Bone

    Adios Amigos — I’m on to Richard Gere vs. India, because I’m bored with this post now. Final words — ROCK ON JENN!!! ;)

  19. Sarah

    I know T-Bone isn’t coming back, but I’m with you, Pal! I demand loyalty & justice from the people around me. And, NOOOOO, J/B/A/V are not “around” me, but when I see people get whammied like that, I think it sucks. So like T-Bone, I like to stand up for the underdogs, too.
    I don’t care one way or the other for JA or AJ. I don’t think either one of them are particularly great actress’. I haven’t paid good $$ to see their films…I just happen to catch them. I was never a Friends fan. And like T-Bone, I think AJ has some unresolved issues to deal with.
    So…are we gonna make it to 100??

  20. Margaret

    givemeabreak – then I must be Laura Dern. I am a Jen fan, think she’s one classy gal. Angelina has been her own worst enemy. I wouldn’t know all the nasty things about her if she had and would continue to JUST SHUT HER MOUTH. Didn’t like Brad Pitt when he was married to Jen, so why would I now? I will continue to believe that Brad Pitt is a wuss and that Angelina is an arrogant hypocrite until they do something pretty amazing to change my mind. In the meantime, Jen, you go girl!

  21. Cynthia Is Boss

    I JUST THINK Y’ALL NEED A LIFE…SERIOUSLY Y’ALL ARE ON THIS THING ARGUING OVER PPL WHO DONT KNOW YOU AND WILL NEVER KNOW Y’ALL…….CRAZY!!!!

  22. Sarah

    Cynthia is The Boss,
    Please, lead the way!

  23. devil

    No matter what Vince looks like…Jennifer traded up. WAY up. And Brad traded down. WAAAAAY down.

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