Angry Punk Rock Guy Who Won Project Runway Is Broke And Designing Clothes For Bratz Movie

Remember Jeffrey Sebelia? The really angry guy with the rat tail who won the last go-round on Project Runway? Yeah, he’s toe up broke and designing the costumes for the live-action Bratz movie which I hear Paula Abdul’s drunk ass is overseeing. Victory can be a dead-end.

“I’m totally broke,” he’s quoted as saying. But hasn’t the show helped him sell out, like, at all?

“I’m almost afraid to admit what I’m doing,” he says, “but it’s costumes for a movie. It’s a live-action movie for the Bratz.” Those slutty dolls? “Yeah, those slutty dolls.”

Egads. Actually, it would more sense if they got Michael, sorry, MYCHAEL Knight to do the costumes for Bratz. Remember his line of clothes for the final episode? The urban prostitute jungle safari deal? Remember how horrific those were? Isn’t that like tailor-made for hooker dolls? Anyway, pray for Jeffrey and his angry, now sad rat tail. That’s what you get though, when you degrade Angela’s Moms.