Angelina’s Liver In Grave Danger


I know she’s thin and pale and inscrutable but people keep claiming The Most Beautiful Woman In The World has some kind of big problem – whether it be the ‘rexia, or borderline personality disorder, or now – liver disease? What if she’s just wonderful and complicated? HUH? HUH? Sources say that Angie’s having fainting spells or something and Brad’s telling people that she has liver disease.

A friend of Brad’s said that he “convinced Angelina to go see a doctor because he was afraid something was very wrong with her. She doesn’t have much of an appetite and is eating very little. Tests were run and Brad’s family were led to believe that her illness might be something like hepatitis, but since then he’s clammed up, I think he knows what’s wrong, but he’s keeping it from people.”

The report goes on to say that she’s taking meds for this problem and it’s made her into a moody bitch. She’s allegedly yelled at his ass that she’s only with him because he’s a “mother to the children”. Who is there for this exchange? Maddox? Shiloh? Is Shiloh calling the rags with this info? What does she get out of it? Delicious graham crackers? This one sounds suspect. Maybe she’s just a moody bitch and doesn’t like food. I wish I had that problem. I got the moody bitch part down.