The most beautiful woman in the world is snapping back at the global press for all the f*ckarow about her bodyguards beating the piss out of people.
According to People:
Indian police detained three of the actress’s bodyguards on Friday after parents complained the men had manhandled them and their children at an Islamic school in Mumbai where Jolie was filming a scene for A Mighty Heart.
Mohammed Yusuf Patni, general secretary of the Anjuman-e-Islam school’s Parent Teacher Association, told the Associated Press, “This Jolie’s bodyguard called one parent, ‘You bloody Indian.’ ”
In her statement, Jolie said, “As for this horrible rumor that someone referred to a local man as a ‘bloody Indian,’ let me say this: I would never work with anyone that was derogatory towards another man’s race. My family is of mixed race.”
I don’t know what all this fuss is about. Angelina is the most exquisite creature to ever walk the face of the earth. Anyone trespassing against her should be immediately disemboweled and their head hung upon a pike to deter any more of the great unwashed from trying to stand in her beautiful and glorious presence. God, I hope she adopts me someday.
I would say that the real controversy is that snarly-looking wig they’re making her wear. Marianne Pearl’s hair is a lot hotter than that. But this is a serious film about a horrible international incident so I really didn’t just boil it down to wig choice. Forget you saw that.
Written by J. Harvey