Angelina Jolie’s Dirty Pictures Get Printed!

Oh, Angelina. Always the model of grace and poise and motherly love. Except in the raunchy photos which Star magazine has gotten their hands on.

Now, while they argue that they will rip the family apart – I disagree. I find that past photos like this really don’t do much anymore. Plus, celebs always know that they are out there and one day they’ll get into the wrong hands.

The photos show Jolie with black tape over her nipples and a dog leash around her neck. Others show her during a 14-hour heroin-smoking bender. Perhaps Women’s Wear Daily will approve of these.

The photographs are a startling reminder to Angelina of a period in her life I’m sure she wants to forget, a shady piece of her history that she’s kept hidden away, even from Brad,” celebrity biographer Andrew Morton, author of Angelina: An Unauthorized Biography, said to the magazine.

Again, I bet it’s kind of ‘ho-hum’ in the scheme of Ang & Brad’s lives.