Angelina Jolie Denies Science Helped Her Get Knocked Up

August 4th, 2008 // 5 Comments

The precious photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s newest cherubs have hit the newstands and the bandwith. Does anyone feel different? I thought I would feel some sort of golden aura of peace and contentment wash over. It didn’t. I still need to do laundry, ya know?

Anyway, Angelina is denying reports that she used in vitro fertilization to conceive Knox and Vivienne.

“We were in shock [when we heard about the rumors] and could not stop
laughing. If they had been conceived by IVF, we would have been happy
to discuss it,” Angie says in a new interview. “But we have been
fortunate never to have had fertility problems.”

You know Brad was like “my dudes WORK, aight?”

Anyway, here’s some of the pics of the Golden Children. Don’t hurt yourself looking at them.


The precious photos
of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s newest cherubs have hit the newstands
and the bandwith. Does anyone feel different? I thought I would feel
some sort of golden aura of peace and contentment wash over. It didn’t.
I still need to do laundry, ya know?Anyway, Angelina is denying reports that she used in vitro fertilization to conceive Knox and Vivienne.”We were in shock [when we heard about the rumors] and could not stop
laughing. If they had been conceived by IVF, we would have been happy
to discuss it,” Angie says in a new interview. “But we have been
fortunate never to have had fertility problems.”You know Brad was like “my dudes WORK, aight?”Anyway, here’s some of the pics of the Golden Children. Don’t hurt yourself looking at them.

By J. Harvey
  1. say what?

    so, um…aren’t fraternal twins hereditary (if not using in-vitro)?

    which one has twins in their family?

    oh, and Brad needs to shave that shit off his face.

  2. Sara

    Yeah, the fraternal twin gene usually skips a generation. so her grandkids may have twins if its genetic.

  3. Nat

    She wouldn’t have needed IVF if she would ever EAT…she has gotten too thin to be fertile.

  4. green cardigan

    “We were in shock [when we heard about the rumors] and could not stop laughing.

    and we laughed and laughed and Maddox grabbed his machine gun and blew 3 paparazzi’s clean out of the bushes in the garden and we laughed some more.

    Is anyone else as bored as me with these two?

  5. Zekers

    Yes Green.

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