Yet Another Angelina Jolie Pregnancy Rumor

There’s yet another rumor floating around that Angelina Jolie is with child. This seems suspect, mainly because I don’t think having biological children is her thing. It’s much easier to order a child from a Third World country. Can you blame her? I’ve known pregnant women, and while there’s joy to be had in the whole process – ultimately it’s depressing and painful. I’m sure there’s a whole feminine mystique moon worshipper savage sisterhood feel to the whole thing, but damn – small hole, large object.

Actress Angelina Jolie has canceled plans to give a lecture in Italy this week, amid reports she is pregnant with her and Brad Pitt’s second biological child.

The Tomb Raider beauty was due to give a talk at the Pio Manzu Center near Rimini as part of a conference entitled, The Flight Of The Hummingbird – The Future of Children In The Mind And Society Of The World – but pulled out at the last minute.

Local newspaper reports claim Jolie canceled the appearance after discovering she was expecting – and a spokeswoman for the Pio Manzu Center appeared to ‘confirm’ the media speculation. Letizia Manjani says, “Angelina canceled last week. Due to her privacy I can’t confirm her pregnancy, but I can say that the Italian newspapers are correct in their reports.”

The Italian media really lays it on the line, huh? Does Angie have the credits to be giving these talks or is it that she’s just self-taught? Or is that she’s a rich philanthropist so people assume she’s got the knowledge? I don’t think she’s a bimbo by any means, but people seem to really value her opinion and I wonder what her educational background is. Last I heard, she spent her 20’s banging models (both genders), dabbling in H, and playing with knives. Was that on the syllabus?