Angelina is Officially a Mom Again

March 15th, 2007 // 38 Comments

Congratulations to the Pitt-Jolie brood! If they were in my apartment, they’d see that I’m puffing hard on a stogie in honor of the occasion–and also because I’m slowly, but surely turning into someone’s grandpa. The adoption process of Angelina’s latest, a three-year-old Vietnamese boy, has now come to a close. Born in November 2003, Pax Thien Jolie was taken into custody by Angelina today and he won’t be able to enter the U.S. for another week, during which time his American passport is being processed.

“Brad very much wanted to be there but is under contract working on a film in Los Angeles and as a result couldn’t go,” Trevor Neilson, Jolie’s adviser on international affairs, tells PEOPLE.

I’ve often thought that adoption would be a nice way to go. You know, rescue a needy child. Avoid getting fat. But, with my luck, adoption would probably still give me stretch marks somehow.

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By Lisa Timmons
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  1. jannre

    I still can’t stand the bitch! I don’t care how many kids she adopts, she still has serious mental health issues…and so will those kids in a few years.

  2. Kid #4 on the dysfunctinal crazy train headed straight for therapy…ALL ABOARD!

  3. T-Bone

    My guess? Borderline Personality Disorder, and now she’s “collecting” children. I’m on to her.

  4. MJK

    T-Bone, I’m telling you…that was not “acting” in the movie Girl, Interrupted! Bitch is nuts!

  5. lookwhaticando

    MJK said
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    What do you know, an outbreak of herbes, SMH, What a hypocrite

    BTW, the child is adorable, God Bless this family

  6. T-Bone

    Right on MJK! If you think about it, the only two movies where her “acting” is considered superior, are Girl Interupted and Gia. Think about both characters — one is a sociopath and the other a drug addicted Borderline. Not really much acting going on there, now is there?

  7. ali12

    who doesn’t show up for their child’s adoption? clearly they are collecting children at this point. most people would manage to get time off work to see their child being born – and picking up an adopted child should be treated the same way. can you imagine telling a 3 year old their father wanted to be there but had to work ? particularly lame considering brad isn’t some blue-collar worker who will get fired if he jaunts off on another adoption trip.

  8. lookwhaticando

    Funny thing is Chinny Maniston was never acting in any of her moives, For Lack of Talent. LOL. She is ugly as he!! though.

  9. lookwhaticando

    Thank God Brad dumped that lying Fraud when he did. Just think if she has stopped thinking about her selfish self for a minute, Brad my have had a child with the Fug muffin. And just imagine how ugly it would have been if it got her genes.

    Way to go Brad, You dumped that Ho in the nick of time. And Thank you Angie for rescuing him from that monster he was married to. Life Is Good. Now Brad has the family he always dreamed of. And a Beautiful heart of Gold woman to have on his arm.

  10. T-Bone

    Hey lookwhaticando (aka: Angelina Jolie) — don’t you have a million children to look after, husbands to steal, vials of blood to wrap around your neck, voodoo to perform, heroin to do or something? I mean a “Goodwill Ambassador” shouldn’t be riding around on websites slamming sweet Jennifer Aniston.

  11. quickzone

    I love this international family the boy is very cute. I wish I had the money so that me and my partner could adopt internationally. Best wishes to this beautiful family

  12. lookwhaticando

    T-Bone said
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    Hey Chinnier Maniston, Don’t you have some tanning to do. Or some coke to snort, some weed to smoke. A dog to walk (seeing that you hate kids) A MAN to loose again. To go on Oprah and deny more rumors. 3 packs a day to smoke. Courtney to lean on, because you are to weak to stand on your own. Calling you PR company because you are going to LAX to be seen.

  13. T-Bone

    Oh my lookwhaticando — you’re so right! using tanning lotion, having a best friend to lean on, walking one’s dog and going on Oprah are all just HORRIBLE things! Just terrible! Off with her head for destroying other people’s lives with these things!

    You’re nuts!!!

  14. How long ago was Shiloh born? 7-8 months ago? I wonder if she even knows her real mommy is not the maid. What a selfish, meglomenical woman Angelina is.

  15. MJK

    LookWhatICanDo,
    While some may find your self-delusional babble mildly amusing, you really need a nice white sweater with sleeves that tie in the back…

  16. T-Bone

    So right, MJK! lookwhaticando does need a nice white sweater with sleeves that tie in the back and a lovely white room with a view.

  17. Sam

    I think both Aniston and Jolie are good people and strong women. It’s amazing to me how easily people play into the games magazine publishers use to sell copies. Jesus, come on people.

    I think Pax is an adorable child and is about to have the kind of opportunities and family bonds most children that come from similar situations can only dream about.

    Whatever may or may not be “disturbing” about Jolie, this child will now have choices and opportunities in life he never would have if she hadn’t chosen him. Most people have fucked up families – you still have choices. He didn’t have any of that until now.

  18. T-Bone

    No one is talking about the kids here. I think we all want the best for the children. The question is whether or not Angelina Jolie is “collecting” children or adopting them for the right reasons. Look, I have an acquaintance who thinks she’s doing the world a big favor by adopting and living with 10 dogs. But she is NEVER, EVER home to love them or take care of them. They are big fat mangy dogs who never get exercise or love. SHE is a collector. SHE is also a self-absorbed megalomaniac with very little feeling for human beings.
    The truth is that we won’t know what her motivations are until the children grow up and tell us all. But I have this little feeling inside that she isn’t doing all of this out of the graciousness of her heart. Time will tell.

  19. lookwhaticando

    T-Bone said:
    Oh my lookwhaticando — you’re so right! using tanning lotion, having a best friend to lean on, walking one’s dog and going on Oprah are all just HORRIBLE things! Just terrible! Off with her head for destroying other people’s lives with these things!

    You’re nuts!!!

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    What about the coke snorting, and the weed smoking, the lying, and the 3 packs a day, Chin destroyed her own life. Now she is lying in her bed that she made, Meanwhile Brad is on top of the world, with a family and a beautiful, intelligent, good hearted wifey.

  20. lookwhaticando

    MJK said:
    LookWhatICanDo,
    While some may find your self-delusional babble mildly amusing, you really need a nice white sweater with sleeves that tie in the back…
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    I really wish I could say that you are mildly amusing, but in fact you are pretty obviously sad. and about as intelligent as a bag of rocks, but that’s your problem, not mine. Now go on about your jaded life still whinning over your huppy that dumped you for that hotter woman. I bet she is a looker. Aint she.

  21. lookwhaticando

    T-Bone said:
    So right, MJK! lookwhaticando does need a nice white sweater with sleeves that tie in the back and a lovely white room with a view.
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    Do you have a mind of your own? If anyone needs help it’s your let me agree with someone else, because I dont have any idea’s of my own. lol,, Sad, Or maybe you are MJK. “Wink”

  22. Agreed. She’s hoarding babies the way some people hoard/collect cats or dogs. Sick…Sick…Sick…

  23. lookwhaticando

    Sam – Nice Sane post. And trust me. They dont give two damns about the kids, only trashing Jolie.

  24. T-Bone

    lookwhaticando –

    Sorry bud, but omitting details about your PERSONAL life isn’t really lying. The public doesn’t need to know everything that’s going on in an actor’s life.

    As for weed and a few cigarettes — Who cares?

    And if J.A. is such a coke-head, I’m pretty sure we would all know that by now (like with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and the rest). I’m sure she has done it, but I’m also pretty sure that it’s not a problem for her.

    As for Brad being on top of the world — hmmmm… like I said before, this guy is going to crack. It’s just a question of when.

  25. lookwhaticando

    T-Bone said
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    You just set there and keep waiting on Brad to Crack. One suggestion, Don’t hold your breath. K

  26. T-Bone

    Hey lookwhaticando — I’m pretty sure that a person is capable of having their own mind AND agreeing with someone else’s opinion. They are not mutually exclusive, nutbag.

  27. Sam

    T-Bone,
    I think you’re right, only time will tell. You could be right about Jolie’s mental issues… but you could be very wrong. Same goes for me.

    I would like to point out that no one called Mia Farrow crazy or a child collector and she adopted way more children than Jolie has at this point. And all of those children (save for the one Woody molested and married) grew up and have nothing but wonderful things to say about their mother.

    But my point is that regardless of whether that’s what she is or not, all of those adopted children (if they make the right choices) will have better lives because she took them out of those situations. Your friend may be a dog collector, but dogs don’t have a whole lot of free will. People do.

    I say this because I hear people talk a lot about how messed up those kids will be and they shouldn’t let her adopt and blah blah blah. That’s bs. My own mother is not the most sane person (literally), but that hasn’t stopped me from becoming well educated and mentally sound. I have the free will to make better choices and I choose to do so. The same goes for these kids, only they will have sooooo much more than I ever could simply because of the unlimited choices she can provide for them.

    I just think we should be happy for these adopted children, rather than guestimate what kind of life they might now be privy to. I could care less what kind of personality Jolie or Pitt or Aniston or Madonna or WHOEVER has. Their lives have been changed for the better and they have been blessed. Why make all of this about some ridiculous celebrity?

    I would like to argue the issue should be about the good that is being done for these kids and in turn, for children everywhere being adopted and taken away from poverty… even if it’s just because some celeb or well off person wants to be like Angelina Jolie. So what? Crazy people give birth to babies everyday and no one argues about their right to do so or motivation behind it. Let’s face it – money makes the world go round and if a crazy person with money wants to take a kid out of war-torn poverty and destruction and plop them in a mansion with a nanny… well, why the hell not?

    This is a really long comment – sorry. I just get annoyed when everyone bickers over the whole Jolie/Aniston/Pitt thing and that’s so not what this is about, in my opinion.

  28. lookwhaticando

    -Bone said:
    Hey lookwhaticando — I’m pretty sure that a person is capable of having their own mind AND agreeing with someone else’s opinion. They are not mutually exclusive, nutbag.

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    Oh how I love thoes little pet names. Just warms the heart. lol, Is there something you care for me to call you?

  29. MJK

    LookWhatISatIn…

    I’m “as intelligent as a bag of rocks”??

    That’s funny!

    “Brad my have had a child”
    “If anyone needs help it’s your let me agree with someone else”
    “Calling you PR company ”
    “still whinning over your huppy that dumped you ”

    Did you even finish middle school?

    And if T-Bone is me, am i T-Bone? And who’s on First?

  30. chlyn

    Thoughtful post, Sam.

    Since it is impossible to adopt all the needy children, let’s stop cherry-picking the cute ones out of orphanages and give our money to lift families out of poverty.
    http://www.stargazettenews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070226/OPINION/702260307

  31. T-Bone

    Sam — I understand what you’re saying about the children, and you’re right — chances are good that they will have more opportunity with Jolie than in foster homes, and I think everyone on this blog is hoping for that.

    But if you look at this string of posts, you’ll see that people are questioning Angelina Jolie’s motivations and mental health — and rightly so. Then lookwhaticando came in on this post and turned this all around and started slamming Jennifer Aniston. For what reason? That’s not what any of us were talking about in the first place. SO yes — people are now defending her. That’s how posts go. Again, everyone wants the best for the children I’m sure.

  32. Agreed the adopted kids have left horrible situations.

    Still, i can’t help feel bad for her natural born child. The one she seems to have no use for.

  33. Sam

    T-bone,
    I get what you’re saying. I’m off my soapbox, now.

    Man, I gotta stop reading the comments for blog posts… I don’t normally and I just don’t think I’m cut out for the banter – I get too preachy. LOL

    I’m out – have a great day, everyone.

  34. T-Bone

    “lookwhatisatin”

    HYSTERICAL!!! LOL

  35. lookwhaticando

    T-Bone said:
    “lookwhatisatin”

    HYSTERICAL!!! LOL

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    That’s an odd pet name, but if that is what you want me to call you, I can roll with it.

  36. dee

    Jeez, it sucks knowing Brad, Angie and their four kids don’t give a c r a p about you losers, doesn’t it? Jealousy bites you in the a s s. Oei! Ai! Anyway, I find it very entertaining and most amusing observing a bunch of losers, losing it completely. Please continue! I’ll check in later to see how you z o m b i e s are doing.
    p.s. How about a reality show for you guys, you know “haters’ world of complete delusion”?

  37. Dee,
    Are you trying to tell us that Whorelina and Pitt-stain DO NOT read this blog??? Are you trying to say we are not speaking directly to them???? WTF??

    Thank you, Captain Obvious. Saves the day…

    Ya Ass Munch you

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