Andy Samberg Has Jizz In His Pants

December 7th, 2008 // 13 Comments

The Lonely Island (Andy Samberg , Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone) debuted their first single “Jizz In My Pants” on SNL last night. This is the first single from The Lonely Island’s debut album “Incredibad”. In stores 02/10/2009.

The video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake. So is it hilarious or tasteless?

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Mowgli

    lol Andy comes up with the best sketches…

  2. Tiggy

    …disturbingly funny…

  3. james12

    this is very hilarious:D

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  4. Kelly

    Loves it! Andy is a genius.

  5. LOLBabyMama

    Totally stupid.

  6. JNau

    Hilarious! I love it! My husband I watched it a ton of times!

  7. Despina

    totally funny!!! i couldn’t believe they did it on TV, but after Dick in a Box…

    cool!

  8. Lightbulb

    Andy can’t be funny unless he’s being sexual. so, this would be somewhat funny if done by someone who doesn’t rely on sex. but that’s what he does, so…..not funny.

    Boring and expected.

  9. Exotic Goddess

    He’s not an artist. He’s a FARTIST.

    He shats out Faux Art, FART.

    Whenever he’s on SNL I have to change the channel to avoid wasting my time. Even still it makes me nauseous to have had to endure a few seconds of his crap.

    He’s SNL’s token Jew. There are no Hispanics because SNL is racist. SNL is the Jews’ tool to bash Americans.

    I rarely watch it anymore. I haven’t watched it in many months, mostly because this douchebag is so obnoxious and his skits are wholly beyond retarded.

  10. Exotic Goddess

    Jews are most often perverted because in ancient times (and likely present) their fathers raped them if they did not succumb to belief in the invisible man, Yahwey.

    Rabbis are allowed to rape males at birth during circumcision where men wrap their lips around the infants penis and suck on it. There’s a Jewish name for that form of rape but I don’t know what the word is. Jews who approve of this form of child molestation and degradation know it.

    Sandburg (translation: big pile of rubble) was possibly raped by his rabbi at birth which is why always resorts to sexual perversion for his humorless boring skits.

    Throwing cats around the hallway is a skit of his that tells you what a talentless creep of a Jew he truly is. Only a Jew would find it funny to throw cats around on TV. Even fake ones.

    A Talmudic Jew would throw a baby as a prop or pay a White man to do it while the Jew stood behind the guy acting as his talent agent while putting his little kosher penis up the talent’s arse.

    Perverted Jews dominate Hollywood in all areas in front of and behind the camera. They are in the business to rape and rob the talent but primarily to spread Jew propaganda and lies that benefit Jews.

  11. Exotic Goddess

    He has jizz for brains too. What a coincidence!

  12. jizzabelle

    hey exotic godess….
    SNL is racist? you sound like a fucking nazi, you anti-semetic witless slag.

  13. tabitha

    Exotic goddess, I was going to reply to your shit-for-brains comments, but I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

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