Andy Dick Is A…Well, Dick!

I hope you’re sitting down because I have some upsetting and shocking news. Andy Dick is an alcoholic. Or drug addict. Take your pick.

In the wee hours of the morning today, Dick stumbled out of Bar Marmont in Los Angeles and as he was ‘walking’ past the line of paparazzi and videographers, he grabbed one of the video microphones and engaged in a tug of war with it.

Eventually the cord broke and he walked away with the mic. Sadly, he can probably walk right into court because I’m sure where this little incident will land him.