Andy Dick Gropes Yet Another Stranger In Public
In a story that will come as a surprise to exactly no one, Page Six reports that Andy Dick got more than a little touchy-feely with two individuals working at the Snitch nightclub on West 21 Street in NYC.
“He grabbed a waitress’ breasts and dug his nails into her neck,” said our spy. “Then he poked her in the ear really hard.” After that, our witness said, Dick “stuck his hand down the doorman’s pants.” Before the grope-fest, Dick partied at Cutting Room on West 24th Street, where he “lit his receipt on fire.”
OK, I still don’t understand how this man is not living in a zoo. What will he have to do before we learn our lesson and lock him up with the monkeys? Start throwing his own poop at people?