Andy Dick Goes On A Licking Spree

August 15th, 2006 // 2 Comments

Everybody’s favorite sexually ambiguous goofball comedian, Andy Dick, had something of a meltdown Sunday night at William Shatner’s roast for Comedy Central. His crazy performance that night included licking the faces of fellow roasters, as well as biting New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller on the hand.

The New York Post’s Page Six has the details on Dick’s tongue rampage:

Dick’s face-licking frenzy began after Oswalt made a crack about the scraggly star’s rollerskate-licking turn in Jessica Simpson’s video, “A Public Affair.” Dick retaliated by unleashing his tongue on Oswalt’s face before turning it on Fawcett, Fisher and “Star Trek” actress Nichelle Nichols during the taping at the Radford CBS Studio in Studio City, Calif. Backstage at the after-party, a drunken Dick groped an appalled Stadtmiller, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and finally bit her hand. “Baby please,” Dick repeated six times. “Put in something nice,” he said after urinating in front of the horrified journalist in his dressing room and offering her cocaine. “They’re so mean,” he ranted. “I’m not weird. Maybe I’m a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I’m not a monster . . . I just want to have fun, baby please.”

Congratulations, Andy, on managing to act stranger than that classy gal, Courtney Love, at Pamela Anderson’s roast. Now THAT takes talent.

Written by Lisa Timmons

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Paul Lester

    Andy, Andy, Andy, how can you expect people to not think you are strange when you urinate in front of them, lick them, offer them drugs and bite them?

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