Andy Bowling Responds

February 9th, 2006 // 24 Comments

We suddenly love Andy Bowling. We no longer think of him as sad, pathetic and crying for help.

“When trying to describe Andy Bowling…”
 
you dont know me, never met me- how could you possibly describe me?
oh, by looking at a photo…
why dont you send me YOUR picture so i can try and describe you in 5 words or less.
are you hot? cool looking? are you scene?
 
curiously- what about the images you’ve seen make me look sad? pathetic?
heh, crying for help? in your professional opinion of course.
 
i understand your goal is to attract mono-syllabic morons to read your weak leads,
but is being a dick just part of your shtick or are you really that shallow?
i know your readers are, but then most of america has proven over and over again to be that shallow.
 
it’s called irony since you so blatantly missed it.
 
think of how boring this all would have been if i’d have been content to let idiots remain idiots.
 
andy b

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. MZTX

    …I like how he rhymed dick with shtick. He’s clever, Andy Bowling for President!

  2. JP Thrashya

    Sounds like someone just got owned….

  3. paleface

    That is totally awesome. I must say it was really big of you to publish his response, I salute, Miu.

  4. King Smart Ian

    A lot of stupid people use the irony excuse to explain absolutely butt stupid thinking. Dude – they’re tattoos!! They looked stupid the moment you got them and they only look more stupid with every passing day.

    PS – monosyllabic isn’t hyphenated. Mispelling momsyllabic in an effort to show how stupid other people are – that’s irony!!

  5. mariootsa

    yes, a shallow man does not spent excessive amounts of time decorating his body and putting on eyeliner.

  6. King Smart Ian

    Momsyllabic – gooing sounds a baby makes. Make that monosyllabic and yes, I also see the irony of that

  7. June

    Thank you AndyB. for teaching us a lesson about not jumping to conclusions and judging people, based on such small expressions of a persons character, like a picture, a tiny bit of writing, or like certain websites people like to frequent. Us “shallow, mono-syllabic morons” will go bow our head in shame now… If it makes you feel better, Im sure if we got to know you, we’d think you are just as pretentious and sad and pathetic as we do now.

  8. joel19801

    I vote for an ad for Babyshambles on Andy’s forehead to the tune of $1000.

    I think that was nice to print the explanation (?). We do live a mono… ahh whatever, his words are too big. What is next for Andy B.?

  9. Wow. How’s that for monosyllabic? And, yes, I am a moron.

    If I send Andy B. my photo, he wouldn’t see a tattoo of Maddox on my arm. I’d wear long sleeves.

  10. Kathy

    Damn, I am so glad I read this as I was racing out the door to get my new ANDY BOWLING tattoo!!!

    Funny, he rages about people judging him but he’s the moron who puts a tat of a kid he doesn’t even know on his arm.

  11. jane

    I love him! I want an “I heart andy b” t-shirt!!!

  12. Emma in London

    Yet another person who falls well short of the understanding of irony, the tattoo is crap…….

  13. nevermind

    Andy Bowling sounds like a man I can oddly respect and come to like. You can’t deny the man his right to do whatever the hell he wants. This country is based on that ideology. To bad whatever the hell a person wants to say and do is left open to be scrutinized by others who are also saying and doing whatever the hell they want. Love the irony of it all. You go, Andy!

  14. Matty

    Both of you are awesome. Rock on Andy for making a very strong case around how superficial America has become. Bravo Miu for being big enough to give them man the props he so readily deserves!!!

    This site is sooooooo much better than the nasty little fat queen Mario on that Perez site.

  15. andy b

    *ouch* spell flames hurt the worst. amazing- your failures to address anything but my spelling kinda states my case for me. thanks for playing.

  16. Anna

    Andy must’ve missed all the posts that did mention something other than spelling. How convenient! Let me help him out…

    June said:
    “Thank you AndyB. for teaching us a lesson about not jumping to conclusions and judging people, based on such small expressions of a persons character, like a picture, a tiny bit of writing, or like certain websites people like to frequent. Us “shallow, mono-syllabic morons” will go bow our head in shame now… If it makes you feel better, Im sure if we got to know you, we’d think you are just as pretentious and sad and pathetic as we do now.”

    Funnily enough, calling names and passing judgement about people you don’t know while admonishing them for doing that very thing makes you a bit of a … wait, whats the word? Oh shit, 3 syllables… better sound it out…
    HYP O CRITE. Yeah, that’s it.

  17. Tajue

    “…We no longer think of him as sad, pathetic and crying for help.”

    Speak for yourself.

  18. kanga

    who is Andy B anyway? Im not being nasty i actually dont know and wanna know.

    Truth is he is right, we should’nt judge people by there covers, more than likley we will be wrong. It dosnt stop it from happening, and ashamedly im sure i will do it again too.

  19. King Smart Ian

    Andy – here is a forum to help us understand why you would get Maddox tattoed on yourself – what gives?

  20. okthanks

    Dead tattoo guy:

    You are pathetic. Please go find yourself a healthy hobby. I’m sure you have got Angelina and Brad shaking in their shoes. If they saw you on the other side of the street I have no doubt in my mind that they would run the other way. You need help for your obsession with these two celebrities before it gets out of hand. I, myself, would like to see Angelina live a long life. From the little I’ve read about her, she seems like a wonderful person.

  21. okthanks

    I’m sorry that was a typo. I meant Dear. Could the forum mod please edit that? Sigh.

  22. natasha

    defense much?? he certainly is making quite a case for an issue he purportedly doesnt really care about. who’s the shallow loser now?

  23. andy b

    sad, pathetic, defense, stalker, etc, etc, etc. really- i’ve taken everything you guys have said about me to heart. i’m a changed person because you guys cared so much.

  24. hurdygurdy

    And hypocrite, Andy.

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