And Then A ‘Hero’ Came Along

Milo Ventimiglia decided to distract us from his blatant cradle-robbing by doing some good. The star of Heroes participated in a USO tour to help raise the spirits of the troops in Afghanistan and Iraq.

I do have to say that even though I’m having trouble getting over his relationship with youngun Hayden Panettiere, I do like what he told OK! Magazine, “I said to the USO people, ‘I’m not a musician, so I can’t sing a song and I’m not a bombshell, so I don’t think they’ll want to stare at me, but if I can, I’d love to speak to them.’ “

I really hope Heidi Montag gave the USO that same speech, only she substituted “speak to them” with “offer sexual favors for those who are interested in getting blown by a two dollar hooker.”


Milo Ventimiglia decided to distract us from his blatant cradle-robbing
by doing some good. The star of Heroes participated in a USO tour to
help raise the spirits of the troops in Afghanistan and Iraq.

I do have to say that even though I’m having trouble getting over his relationship with youngun Hayden Panettiere, I do like what he told OK! Magazine,
“I said to the USO people, ‘I’m not a musician, so I can’t sing a song
and I’m not a bombshell, so I don’t think they’ll want to stare at me,
but if I can, I’d love to speak to them.’ “

I really hope Heidi Montag gave the USO that same speech,
only she substituted “speak to them” with “offer sexual favors for
those who are interested in getting blown by a two dollar hooker.”