And Tequila Makes Three, The Heidi and Spencer Wedding Story

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
exceeded their one-fruity-drink-at-L.A-hot-spot limit and topped off a
night of taking tequila shots with the very wise decision to get

The very private, secret and dreamy Mexican wedding
of Speidi, was the love child of whirlwind night of Patron and
champagne. Just old-fashioned love with a boob job and camera crew.

Good friend Lauren “Lo” Bosworth said during The Hills: Live After The Show-where,
you know, cast (and sometimes Tom Cruise) sit around and ruminate the
philosophical importance of the last 30 minutes—rationalizes it as
the “Patron Push.” She thinks Heidi and Spencer will be “together for ever.”

Or until an afternoon brunch of Jim Beam and PBR lands them in the divorce court. But that won’t be until next season.

In case you missed it, here’s a gallery of Speidi pictures from The Hills wedding episode.